Dear Anna Nicole.........get help!! [VANITY]

Aug. 14, 2002 | EggsAckley

[EggsAckley]

What ARE you THINKING, girl?

I know, I know. Yeah, there ARE a bunch of knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who get turned on by your "drag queen imitation," but any self-respecting drag queen would shun you AND your Kabuki make-up.

And what's up with your pitiful pooch, Sugar-pie? Geez, the poor little thing doesn't even know what gender she is. The teddy-bear humping thing is truly offensive. What ARE you thinking??

You have turned yourself into a slovenly mountain of flesh, just oozing out of your scanty clothes at every opportunity. And that make-up has taken on a decidedly Bozo the Clown motif. NOT sexy, dear...not at all.

And what the hell are you "on?" You babble like a drunk or a junkie; you have become incomprehensible.

Poor dear. The things that people will do for money.................

Get help, girlfriend............soon.

[SteamshipTime]

Ha!

I saw a picture in Newsweek of her sitting on the arm of the wheelchair for her 88-year old billionaire hubby. Both of them were grinning like Cheshire cats. I'll try to track it down.

[YOMO]

Yeah, there ARE a bunch of knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who get turned on by your "drag queen imitation," but any self-respecting drag queen would shun you AND your Kabuki make-up..................
Oh my God, move over Tammy Fay.

[TontoKowalski]

When the flamboyant decorator showed up and suggested that huge leopardskin settee, and she loved the idea, I thought about the first time I saw Caesar's Palace on the Strip...

I thought, "That's exactly the kind of house some white trash idiot would buy if he ever hit the lotto."

[spectre]

I know! Then there was the "delivery" of her ex billionaire husbands ASHES. "He's HOME"...she squealed. "Well, only half of him..the family got half of his ashes.. We had to split him up"..boo-hoo"..(She kisses the vase and sniffles abit..)..ROTFLMAO!

I can't WAIT to see how her home is going to end up looking. Like a house in the Red Light district in New Orleans, I think...:~)

sw

[tomkat]

this may not be the one you meant,
but i got a chuckle (or something) out of it ...

i'd rather be poor ...

[EggsAckley]

*boobie bump*

[balrog666]

Show me the MONEY!

[tomkat]

nice try, but the woman i saw on the tv ad went about 225 ...

ok, so i fibbed a little ...

[balrog666]

nice try, but the woman i saw on the tv ad went about 225 ...

Well, that was the "before" picture. Still looking for a good "after".

[dmz]

that's an insult to 225 pounders everywhere, I'm a guy, 6'1" and 225. She definitely outweighs me.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

*boobie bump*

I'm SHOCKED that you would even CONSIDER that I'd be REMOTELY interested in 'boobie'-related subject matter!

(Translation: Hey, how'd you know? ;) )

[balrog666]

Avert your eyes, everyone!

So, how about this one:

On the Way.

OR this one:

[tomkat]

[EggsAckley]

I'm SHOCKED that you would even CONSIDER that I'd be REMOTELY interested in 'boobie'-related subject matter! (Translation: Hey, how'd you know? ;) )

[Greeklawyer]

I watch a bit but I could not continue. She was drunk or stoned and it was too much. It is supposed to be entertainment.

If she sobers up perhaps it could become a "guilty pleasure" but not based on the first episode. (at the portion I actually watched)

PS. Blue makeup must go........

[weikel]

I don't watch that show it looks really really retarded and not funny. But you can't argue with success.