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Freeoples Thread 329
Posted on 08/10/2002 9:24:35 PM PDT by Mo1
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TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: operation clinton cleanup
Is Val riding some roller coaster late into the night...
Probably wishing she wasn't born....
Hehehe....I can see that beautiful mane of red hair falling out at the middle of the first drop.
To: Prentice
"you're alive too." Hehehe...barely. How you doin' sweetie?
To: null and void
Am I marching with two left feet again? Or is this just the Wednesday zoo? :)
I am still pink over that little guffaw this afternoon!!
843
posted on
08/14/2002 7:34:01 PM PDT
by
Rowdee
To: Rowdee
It has to between 751 and 800.
Or 801 and 850.
It can't span or bridge the two fifty post slots.
To: Rowdee
Yeah. Just got in a little while ago and I'm beat! All work and no FReeping is just not right!
To: Prentice
Oh puleeze......prentice! BTW, who died and left you in charge? LOL.....
846
posted on
08/14/2002 7:36:55 PM PDT
by
Rowdee
To: sweetliberty
Well....
But unfortunately working for a couple of weeks.
But hey....my niece is getting married this weekend and lots of family is coming here.....
So, we're having fun.
To: sweetliberty
Yep....all work and no play can be a bear.....glad you made it home safely, lady.
848
posted on
08/14/2002 7:37:59 PM PDT
by
Rowdee
To: Rowdee
I'm just reciting the rules.....
Nully understands these things.
They're very deep.
Like the twelve rule, for instance.
Or elevensies....
To: operation clinton cleanup
Got this from Daddy today.
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael, the Archangel, found him, resting on the seventh
day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel
Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God,
"and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a
great place of balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to
different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place
of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor;
the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass
and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's KENTUCKY, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from KENTUCKY are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, What about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely,
"Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in Ohio and Indiana."
To: null and void
My Sister-in-law Scientologist came in to town.
She came to dinner tonight.
Unfortunately she does not look like Nicole Kidman.
To: sweetliberty
OCC isn't gonna appreciate that story....
To: Prentice
Well.....didja think of some more since about 5 minutes ago? Or is this the month you make the rules up as you go?
853
posted on
08/14/2002 7:50:40 PM PDT
by
Rowdee
To: Rowdee
The funkling rules have been set in stone from the beginning....
To: Rowdee
Except Elevensies....
That was christine's fault...
To: Rowdee
Great line on the Ann Coulter thread...
*a lobotomized liberal is an oxymoron*
To: sweetliberty
"Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in Ohio and Indiana." I'm only offended because Tennessee was left out...
To: null and void; yall
I made it back home ... the kids had a pretty good time at 6 Flags, but it rained, and the big roller coasters were shut down during the lightning storms. I went to Dallas and wasted time. We had a gorgeous sunset on the way home.
To: Prentice
Unfortunately she does not look like Nicole Kidman. Nicole may be a lot of things, but I don't think she was a scientologist.. just her stubby hubby. LOL!
To: operation clinton cleanup
I think she was trying it...
Just couldn't stand the thought of enslaving her kids to it.
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