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To: sweetliberty

Technically, I think anybody from the UK could be considered a Brit.

Don't say that to a Scotsman! Thems fightin' words!

1,361 posted on 08/16/2002 9:13:33 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

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Phil could be planning a show extolling the great advances made by Soviet scientists in the last 5 years. Maybe a show about the Serbian's ethnic cleansing genocide of the Albanians in Kosovo... There are so many possibilities for someone so out-of-touch. *L*
But he probably really wants to see what is under Dave's skirt....

1,362 posted on 08/16/2002 9:17:37 PM PDT by ValerieUSA

But I'm good enough at it to remember that you start on 9/3, not 9/4.

ah, I made a mistake. I assumed I would start on the first day after Labor day (9/3), but for some reason I start on wednesday (9/4). May have something to do that my manager works from home. If my manager is a woman, does that make her a womanger?

1,363 posted on 08/16/2002 9:17:48 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

Anna Nichol Smith is on Leno next

Maybe I'll tune in to see if she is still alive.

1,364 posted on 08/16/2002 9:18:51 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

Maybe I'll tune in to see if she is still alive.

Nope, shes not...

1,365 posted on 08/16/2002 9:21:04 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

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womanger?... oops, womanager.

1,366 posted on 08/16/2002 9:22:36 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

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Ah HA! So my birthday is your lucky day after all! I knew it!

Highway I-35, Texas

1,367 posted on 08/16/2002 9:23:32 PM PDT by ValerieUSA

On the next Phil Donahue: "Communism, It may be down... but not out".

1,368 posted on 08/16/2002 9:24:52 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

So my birthday is your lucky day after all!

Are you working behind the scenes and not telling me?

1,369 posted on 08/16/2002 9:27:06 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

To: sweetliberty

Prepared to be groped:

Former President Bill Clinton says he's ready for his next fight and his list includes becoming an AIDS or anti-poverty activist. Pick your job for the ex-prez.
• President of Afghanistan 5%
• Governor of Arkansas 2%
• Head of the United Nations 12%
• Greeter at Wal-Mart 81%

1,370 posted on 08/16/2002 9:29:19 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

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How did you find out? Does it tickle?

1,371 posted on 08/16/2002 9:30:27 PM PDT by ValerieUSA

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I would not call your husband greedy, that is a once in a lifetime sale!

He's in heaven about it .. he had to call his buddy to tell him the news .. LOL

1,372 posted on 08/16/2002 9:31:39 PM PDT by Mo1

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What it actually means...

"I'M GOING FISHING":
Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH, SURE HONEY," or, "YES, DEAR."
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST . . . I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "Is that woman over there wearing a bra?"

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to "F-Troop," the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car I've ever owned, I just forgot your birthday."

"I DUNNO . . . I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE ROSES. . ."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."

"I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Translated: ". . . and I sure hope I think of some soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my out stretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't find out."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh God, please don't try on MORE clothes."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again.

1,373 posted on 08/16/2002 9:31:41 PM PDT by sweetliberty

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Not sure about the tax .. I'll have to ask him

1,374 posted on 08/16/2002 9:32:31 PM PDT by Mo1

1,375 posted on 08/16/2002 9:33:13 PM PDT by Mo1

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• Greeter at Wal-Mart 81%

BAWAHAHAHAHAHA ... what poll is that from

1,376 posted on 08/16/2002 9:37:38 PM PDT by Mo1

He's in heaven about it .. he had to call his buddy to tell him the news .. LOL

He will be telling his grandkids about this caper! (I wood)

1,377 posted on 08/16/2002 9:38:20 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

1,378 posted on 08/16/2002 9:39:29 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

How did you find out? Does it tickle?

Is it supposed to?

1,379 posted on 08/16/2002 9:41:14 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

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LOL ... that was bad .. funny but bad

OK .. gonna go work on a new thread since Nully isn't here .. hehehe

1,380 posted on 08/16/2002 9:41:45 PM PDT by Mo1

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