Yeah. I work there myself and I can attest to how everyday we rape young women, ravage wives, and assassinate revered clergymen all in our powermad lust to despoil the entire world! I have been thoroughly assimilated into the capitalist-frenzied organism, MSFT.
We can't help ourselves; we just want to rape, pillage and burn constantly. Prosecute him? Heck, that's the LEAST of what we plan on doing to him.