[CaptBlack]

If Microsoft had its way, you could be prosecuted for disseminating this.

Yeah. I work there myself and I can attest to how everyday we rape young women, ravage wives, and assassinate revered clergymen all in our powermad lust to despoil the entire world! I have been thoroughly assimilated into the capitalist-frenzied organism, MSFT.

We can't help ourselves; we just want to rape, pillage and burn constantly. Prosecute him? Heck, that's the LEAST of what we plan on doing to him.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

If Microsoft had its way, you could be prosecuted for disseminating this.

Yeah. I work there myself and I can attest to how everyday we rape young women, ravage wives, and assassinate revered clergymen all in our powermad lust to despoil the entire world! I have been thoroughly assimilated into the capitalist-frenzied organism, MSFT.

We can't help ourselves; we just want to rape, pillage and burn constantly. Prosecute him? Heck, that's the LEAST of what we plan on doing to him.

So Richard L. Smith was misquoted in this article?