Love-Making Woman Devoured by Lion

PRAVDA.Ru ^ | Aug, 05 2002 | Timothy BANCROFT-HINCHEY

[Jasonconley]

A lion attacked a young couple in Tanzania as they were making love under a bush on Wednesday night, devouring the woman.

[general_re]

While I'm thinking of it, your post on Belloc yesterday caused me to spend a whole afternoon reading his work - I confess I only had a passing familiarity with his poetry, so I spent several hours looking it up and reading as much of it as I could find. And as a result, I failed to clean the garage like I was supposed to - I blame you for this ;)

[dighton]

The Tiger, on the other hand, is kittenish and mild.
He makes a pretty playfellow for any little child;
And mothers with large families, who claim to common sense,
Will find a Tiger well repay the trouble and expense.

-- Belloc.

[11th Earl of Mar]

> Her partner escaped unharmed and ran into the village to get help

LOL! What a hero!

Reminds me of the pilot who shows up in the passenger compartment with a parachute, saying, "Three out of four engines have quit. But don't worry. I'm going for help."

[Xenalyte]

Well duh...where else would they be making love?

Dude, don't you watch South Park? If you're gonna make sweet love, you must do it down by the fire.

[sweetliberty]

"You don't have to be faster than the lion - just faster than you're partner."

OOooooo......

[sweetliberty]

Where ae you? Losing your instincts for the weird and kinky threads?

[sweetliberty]

"I hate it when that happens"

ROTFL!

[wimpycat]

"In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight ...."

That's probably the song he was singing while he was making his moves and manuevering her to go out there under that bush.

Remembering back to my college days, studying Classical Conditioning and Pavlov's dogs and all that, I wonder if this event will hamper the guy's future amorous endeavors.

[NeoCaveman]

Dude, don't you watch South Park? If you're gonna make sweet love, you must do it down by the fire.

LOL.

[BlueLancer]

Tigers are mean.
Tigers are fierce.
Tigers have teeth
and claws that pierce.

Tigers are great,
they can't be beat.
If I was a tiger,
that would be neat.

Tigers are nimble
and light on their toes,
my respect for tigers
continually grows.

Tigers are perfect,
the e-pit-o-me
of good looks and grace
and quiet dignity.

Tigers are great!
They're the toast of the town.
Life's always better
when a tiger's around!

Calvin and Hobbes
(The password song needed to enter GROSS HQ)

[Jasonconley]

I am glad you guys like the article! :)

Justin

[Orual]

I failed to clean the garage like I was supposed to - I blame you for this ;)

[Texaggie79]

"Honey you keep the lion occupied while I run for help!"

[Sungirl]

Lion attacks are becoming more common in Tanzania because their natural habitat is becoming eroded by humans

I suppose the only answer is to kill all the lions for having the nerve to want food in their own territory?

[general_re]

I always liked the Don "No Soul" Simmons version of that one...

[ValerieUSA]

[Orual]

"Don "No Soul" Simmons, played by David Alan Grier, was a musically challenged musician in the immortal film, Amazon Women on the Moon. The idea behind this movie was to remake the terrible 50s sci-fi flick by the same name and interrupt it with sketch comedy. Very Funny."

I never saw this movie, or Grier doing "No Soul", but it sounds like the sketch would be hilarious.

[general_re]

The movie itself was largely a hit-or-miss affair (think "Kentucky Fried Movie", and you've got the idea), but one of the hits was definitely B.B. King raising money for the "Blacks Without Soul" Foundation, with Don "No Soul" Simmons as the posterboy....

[tanka wasichu]

So, considering the lion is a kitty, does that make this lion a cannibal?

[catpuppy]

"Honey, did you let the cat out?"