[mountaineer]

Rush was just talking about how Dubya stayed out of the Pa. mine rescue efforts, while Clinton would have barged in, shed a few fake tears, and taken credit for everything. LOL

Well, folks, I am quite embarrassed. I just came home from b-ball with a whopping shiner (thanks to my teammate's elbow hitting me in the cheek while we both went for a rebound), which wouldn't be so bad, except Mr. M and I are playing in a fancy corporate golf outing on Wednesday. I sure hope this fades significantly by then!

[MaeWest]

This sounds like job for yellow concealer and BE. :)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Speaking of golf, my mother called me on her car phone all frantic. I could barely understand a word.

I finally figured out that she was going down the road and driving next to Tiger Woods. My mother lives in Palm Springs and Tiger is there for a tournement.

By the way, Tiger was driving a Buick.

[Carolina]

I'm so sorry about your mishap! Hope you can find the concealer in time for your trip.

Seems my home state is in the news again. If there's some weird news, you can count on it being from NC.

Well, our Miss NC, Rebekah Revels (hence after to be known as Rebekah Reveals) has had to resign over a couple of nude photos. Our new Miss NC is...drum roll...drum roll...Misty Dawn CLYMER!

Here she is...Miss North Carolina