Posted on 07/26/2002 11:24:55 AM PDT by Dengar01
Timing Suspicious On Mysterious Suburban Crop Circles
Could Eerie Mystery Have To Do With Movie Release?
Is it a case of mysterious crop circles -- or an elaborate movie hoax?
A soybean farmer in Naperville said the broken, concentric rings that appeared in a field off Diehl Road left him scratching his head.
"Have you ever heard of something so crazy?" Steve Berning said. "Unbelievable."
Berning said the circles appeared last weekend and damaged more than 10 percent of his 8-acre field.
The circles do resemble similar ones seen in England, but in this case, the timing of their appearance in the western suburb is a bit suspicious.
Two weeks from now, "Signs" hits the big screen. The movie starring Mel Gibson involves -- you guessed it -- mysterious crop circles.
William Leone, an investigator with the Mutual UFO Network, said soil analysis could determine whether the circles have human or extraterrestrial origins.
But Illinois Farm Bureau spokesman Dennis Vercler scoffed at that idea.
"Since I don't believe in UFOs -- at least not soybean-destroying UFOs -- I have to assume whoever did this did it intentionally as a malicious prank," Vercler said.
Meanwhile, Berning doesn't seem overly upset about the circles.
"There's some damage, which upsets me," Berning said. "But I'm more curious than anything. I"ll always be asking questions."
I'm saying that those who claim to be able to hoax crop circles can't fake the phenomena that we have observed. Their BEST effort falls short of what has been seen throughout the world. If they CAN'T do better, there is NO reason to believe that THEY HAVE. Is that clear enough?
I seriously doubt that. And I also seriously doubt that a team of individuals could have created that formation in broad daylight without being seen, especially within the timeframe of 45 minutes..
So the test of whether a pattern is real or hoaxed is a crisp, professional finish. Not coincidentally, the proof of paranormal origin for the "real" ones is that they are so crisp and clean. The "confession" of anyone claiming to have hoaxed a "real" one may be discarded as obviously false.
Looks like a bullet-proof delusional system to me!
You don't believe there are extra-terrestrial f.Christians?
Oh, that part I get! They can't figure out how else to tell us that they're here.
It could be fairly small, with raised wooden "fins" to guide the ropes. The result should be extremely precise. With the compass rose greatly exaggerated in size, the guys with the ropes who mark out the diameters would look like this (and it wouldn't take anywhere near this many people):
Additional circles can be made, just by changing the length of the rope tied to the center stake. As each new circle crosses a diameter line, you can "connect the dots" with more rope to create something that looks very much like a spider's web. It should be fairly easy to construct a very intricate design in very little time. This ain't rocket science.
Arguably the BEST team of hoaxsters around is the so-called circlemakers, previously known as Team Satan. They had taken DAYS in broad daylight in New Zealand to build a crop circle formation, which was in fact somewhat elaborate and complex. It was filmed by a NBC film crew I believe while they built it. It WAS in fact FLAWED, and that WAS their best work. So with NO PROOF whatsovever that they or anyone else CAN build a formation as has been observed to be perfectly symmetrical and geometrically correct, I'd say it'd be more of an act of FAITH to believe that this crew or any other could FAKE a crop circle formation.
NBC TO LEAD NEW WAVE OF CROP CIRCLES DEBUNKING.
Follow the link below for more info on the "circlemakers"..
Some interesting examples of the differences between hoaxes and the real thing can readily be seen below...
Hoaxes
The Real Thing
Some comparisons can be seen below..
Actually fishing line would be much easier and lighter than rope. And, nope, it ain't rocket science except to those who can't tell rocket science from magic (or little green men).
I've posted the criteria more times than I'd of cared to. You obviously haven't paid attention or understood any of it. A "professional finish" isn't one of things I'd say matters, although SYMMETRY DOES and GEOMETRIC PRECISION DOES. Do you need furthur elaboration on that?
Not coincidentally, the proof of paranormal origin for the "real" ones is that they are so crisp and clean.
The proof is that the hoaxers CAN'T create one that IS symmetrical and geometrically precise. Not one that has been documented as hoaxed (and not simply "claimed") have met that criteria, never mind the biological abberations.
The "confession" of anyone claiming to have hoaxed a "real" one may be discarded as obviously false.
If you "confessed" to me that you created the Leaning Tower of Pisa I wouldn't believe you about that either.
Looks like a bullet-proof delusional system to me!
Seems like your delusion works well for you at least...
Right. Good idea. Especially since we'll be backpacking this stuff across the field while walking on stilts.
Also, the actual lines in the crops can be made very precise by using the right kind of plank-snowshoes. It would take a little experimenting, but once you had the optimum size figured out for easy walking, all you need is to have the pair of snowshoes be the width of the channel you want to stomp out, and then you walk along with a sliding motion, keeping the inner edges of the snowshoes in contact, so that you always had a constant width of flattened crops. All it takes is a bit of practice, and you too can be as exact as the aliens.
And again, you're making a false assumtion. I have driven through MANY types of farmland, flatland, rolling hills, and mountainous. I know what farm land looks like while driving, rest assured..
Also you've obviously never walked through a late season cornfield, the corn gets taller than people.
You're throwing out a red herring, as the Julia formation in question was formed in wheat..
Depending on the terrain, the crop and the age (which since it's all brown would indicate late, ie tall) it's not too hard to have a 20' "wall" on either side of the highway about 15' laterally away from it, as long as what you're doing doesn't cross the visibility line (which would be the extension of the line from your eyes to the top of the the highest crop you can see) it's invisible.
For one, the wheat isn't that tall. Secondly, the date was July 7, 1996, so I don't think that is harvest time for wheat in England. Additionally, you can see from the image that the field is relatively flat and the vehicles traveling by it have a direct line of sight to the formation..
You are grasping for straws here...
Again you're grasping for straws.
Right. We all remember how those Nessie fakers rushed forward to announce their hoax after only 60 years.
Sorry, I haven't been keeping abreast of that topic. However, I'd consider any claims made 60 years after the fact to be dubious at best..
Would they still be alive, and if so, why bother?
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