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Posted on 07/15/2002 5:53:07 PM PDT by Mo1

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TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: sweetliberty
Anna Nicole wasn't the old goat they were willing to marry.
421 posted on 07/16/2002 4:37:19 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Thats ok, I never check my freepmail.
422 posted on 07/16/2002 4:37:51 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Mo1
"Congress should give up their pay raises and perks for the military"

Fat chance!

423 posted on 07/16/2002 4:39:55 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: ValerieUSA
...The truck's trailer split open when it crashed, spilling its cargo of salami all over the freeway.

That is a very bad interchange. I remember a semi of cigarettes and one of beer wrecking there. None of the cargo was ever recovered, and I doubt if this was either. It is in an "Ethnic" neighborhood.

So9

424 posted on 07/16/2002 4:43:19 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: operation clinton cleanup
"it was all in the name of silliness"

Trying to redeem yourself now huh? Too late.

425 posted on 07/16/2002 4:44:18 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Servant of the Nine
They were calling in heavy equipment to clean up the "meat product debris".
426 posted on 07/16/2002 4:44:37 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
"Anna Nicole wasn't the old goat they were willing to marry."

So I noticed.

427 posted on 07/16/2002 4:45:16 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Servant of the Nine
I'll have to take your firsthand word about the time frame of Nazi Germany -- I wasn't around then.
428 posted on 07/16/2002 4:47:22 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
They should be bringing in sub rolls, cheese, lettuce, and tomatos. (call your friend on the tomatoes)
429 posted on 07/16/2002 4:50:50 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: operation clinton cleanup
He wants me to do a comedy act -- thinks my audiences might be a good new market for ripe tomatoes. *LOL*
I don't tell hooker jokes... BOO! Get her off the stage!
430 posted on 07/16/2002 4:54:23 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: celtic gal
"there are only two kinds of people in this world..those that are redheads and those who wish they were!"

Hehehe...yeah, we redheads have to stick together. Isn't Cheri a redhead too.

431 posted on 07/16/2002 4:55:06 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: gratefulwharffratt
I am so relieved that you are still around. When you're otherwise occupied I have no one to fuel my fantasies. ;-)
432 posted on 07/16/2002 4:59:20 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: teeman8r
"excuse me there's a knock at the door................"

The snakehead fish again?

433 posted on 07/16/2002 5:00:48 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Servant of the Nine
I checked -- it exists

http://www.salami.com/
434 posted on 07/16/2002 5:04:11 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
Is it sunset time in N Carolina now?

435 posted on 07/16/2002 5:10:16 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: sweetliberty
yes lib,

that darn fish keeps walking right up the front stoop... here in maryland we have stoops... i wouldn't mind it so much, but the thing keeps jabbing me with his chopsticks.
436 posted on 07/16/2002 5:10:55 PM PDT by teeman8r
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To: teeman8r
OH NO! Well, I hope at least that it isn't wearing boots!
437 posted on 07/16/2002 5:14:31 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
mmmmmmmmmm booooooooooooooots............ i wonder what a pair of snakehead fish boots would run me.... i wouldn't have to shine them, but if i left them around they probably would walk off somewhere...
438 posted on 07/16/2002 5:18:43 PM PDT by teeman8r
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To: teeman8r
I'm not sure it is such a great thing having an internet lounge at the hotel where we are staying. It compels me to drink when I otherwise wouldn't. Margueritas second night in a row. I will stop at two tonight...but the bartender keeps making me "back-ups" for when I run out. Hehehe...Actually though, I rather like being able to get off work and get online without having to go find the local library.
439 posted on 07/16/2002 5:18:48 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: teeman8r
ROTFL! Well, I would think there would be plenty of raw materials about.
440 posted on 07/16/2002 5:20:01 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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