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Bill Clinton Loves His Cock (as in Chicken)
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Posted on 07/08/2002 9:03:08 AM PDT by Texaggie79
NEW YORK (DPI) - Ex-President Bill Clinton may be out of the glare of the media spotlight these days, but that hasn't stopped him from taking his cock out in public. "Hell, yeah, I take it out!" said the former Commander-in-Chief. "You would, too, if you had a cock this beautiful! Just look at it! It would be a shame to leave it all cooped up." 
His wife, NY senator Hillary Clinton seems resigned to the fact: "Bill loves his cock more than he loves me -- in fact, he's really proud of that big thing. I owned a cat when we were dating, and Bill wouldn't go near my pussy. He'd pull out that monstrous cock at the drop of a hat, though" Said former first daughter Chelsea, "It's embarrassing when I bring over some of my girlfriends from college and Daddy brings out his huge cock and starts playing with it in front of us. He's such a dork sometimes."
Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Linda Bloodworth-Thompson, Madonna and the Olsen twins could not be reached for comment.
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To: xsmommy; CholeraJoe; one_particular_harbour
. how is that for more precise language? Fairly precise..... for a lawyer
To: Texaggie79
Reminds me of the joke: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
To: dubyaismypresident
Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?He was choking the chicken?
To: CholeraJoe
I bet one could come up with half a dozen different punch-lines...
To: dubyaismypresident; CholeraJoe; hobbes1; xsmommy; one_particular_harbour
I knew I would find you on a cock and bull thread.
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posted on
07/08/2002 1:02:07 PM PDT
by
Slip18
To: Slip18; dubyaismypresident; one_particular_harbour; xsmommy
I knew I would find you on a cock and bull thread.Guilty as charged.
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To: Slip18
I knew I would find you on a cock and bull thread.What ever happened to moose and cheese?
To: one_particular_harbour
Cause he was stuck in the chicken.Because in his haste
He used Library Paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.
To: CholeraJoe
ROTF.......what a cockamamie thread.
To: xsmommy
Umpteen years = Chelsea's age plus nine months. (But then again the girl looks more like Web every day)
To: Texaggie79
You would be the one to find this...
To: Texaggie79
Bump.
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posted on
07/08/2002 9:21:10 PM PDT
by
altair
To: Texaggie79
Good one, Tex.
He appears to have a good choke hold on his chicken.
There must be a sink nearby.
To: Moonmad27
she may have never given it even more than a passing glance....
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posted on
07/09/2002 3:08:26 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy; dubyaismypresident
Wow!!! Almost 24 hours later and Bill Clintons Cock is still up....And Hasn't been pulled!
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posted on
07/09/2002 5:23:04 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
Amazing!
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posted on
07/09/2002 5:23:15 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: hobbes1
i really could have done without that imagery, thank you very much ; )
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posted on
07/09/2002 5:24:20 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
I was going to point out how nice it was that a whole day later you were still coming for more of Bill Clintons C....No, No I just can't...
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posted on
07/09/2002 5:27:01 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: hobbes1
Almost 24 hours later and Bill Clintons Cock is still up
?
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