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Bill Clinton Loves His Cock (as in Chicken)
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Posted on 07/08/2002 9:03:08 AM PDT by Texaggie79
NEW YORK (DPI) - Ex-President Bill Clinton may be out of the glare of the media spotlight these days, but that hasn't stopped him from taking his cock out in public. "Hell, yeah, I take it out!" said the former Commander-in-Chief. "You would, too, if you had a cock this beautiful! Just look at it! It would be a shame to leave it all cooped up." 
His wife, NY senator Hillary Clinton seems resigned to the fact: "Bill loves his cock more than he loves me -- in fact, he's really proud of that big thing. I owned a cat when we were dating, and Bill wouldn't go near my pussy. He'd pull out that monstrous cock at the drop of a hat, though" Said former first daughter Chelsea, "It's embarrassing when I bring over some of my girlfriends from college and Daddy brings out his huge cock and starts playing with it in front of us. He's such a dork sometimes."
Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Linda Bloodworth-Thompson, Madonna and the Olsen twins could not be reached for comment.
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To: sauropod
Don't click on humor threads if you don't like em.. Many FReepers enjoy a good laugh.
To: Texaggie79
What is the cock's name?
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posted on
07/08/2002 10:34:00 AM PDT
by
Gaston
To: Gaston
What is the cock's name?Johnson. Aren't they all named that?
To: CholeraJoe
No. Mine is Named Myles. Myles Long.
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posted on
07/08/2002 10:54:28 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: sauropod
Hey, one needs a little humor respite, when fighting the liberalocracy....
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posted on
07/08/2002 11:18:27 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
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To: xsmommy
Knowing you might be interested in how Bill Clinton loves his Cock....lol
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posted on
07/08/2002 12:19:52 PM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: hobbes1
LMAO, i hate his $%^ing guts and his bird too.
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posted on
07/08/2002 12:22:13 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy; CholeraJoe; hobbes1
Better keep that bird away from Hillary! LOL
To: dubyaismypresident
what in the WORLD would she do with his bird??
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posted on
07/08/2002 12:29:19 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
what in the WORLD would she do with his bird?? Read the KFC sign in the above post.
To: dubyaismypresident
ROTFL...
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posted on
07/08/2002 12:30:11 PM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: xsmommy; dubyaismypresident
what in the WORLD would she do with his bird?? Susan Thomases apparently ; )
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posted on
07/08/2002 12:30:48 PM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: xsmommy
what in the WORLD would she do with his bird??Well, she certainly wouldn't choke it. He does that pretty well all by himself.
To: CholeraJoe
i would bet she hasn't been near it in years.
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posted on
07/08/2002 12:33:12 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
i would bet she hasn't been near it in years.Depends on the meaning of near.
To: CholeraJoe; xsmommy
i would bet she hasn't been near it in years. Depends on the meaning of near.
And the meaning of it.
To: dubyaismypresident; CholeraJoe
she has not touched his nether regions with any part of her person in UMPTEEN YEARS. how is that for more precise language?
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posted on
07/08/2002 12:38:18 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
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