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Posted on 07/05/2002 11:31:25 AM PDT by Mo1
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TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: Mo1
BAY AREA (KRON) -- Contra Costa Health Services has issued a shelter in place warning due to a hazardous material emergency at Phillips Rodeo Refinery. shelter in place warning? We were warned last week to not fill up our gas tanks and work outside until after 6pm because of the heat and ozone. Whats up with that!?
To: Mo1
Response to cat diary:
Cats without human caretakers are on the road to destruction.
To: operation clinton cleanup
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss
each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little
horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister
shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need
be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it.
But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
To: sweetliberty
Way good mail. Thanks for sharing this with us. JL
To: lodwick
LOL! I had a similar experience when talking to my future wife from overseas. She picked up the phone after the answering machine had engaged and her mother heard our intimate conversation the next day, Yikes!
To: operation clinton cleanup
Thank God it was not her dad or little brothers!
To: sweetliberty
FOF - well into cocktail hour, and got 11 ragheads. The site's a hoot. Will revisit in the morrow. Thanks for the link. ;-)
To: lodwick
Hillary Test!
To: operation clinton cleanup
Good grief - I thought that Mr.Holmes had experienced the ultimate O.
Perhaps Ms. Rhino is approaching?
To: operation clinton cleanup
Group imagines a world without hatred
Wednesday, July 10, 2002
By Nicole Garrison
The Post-Bulletin
Members of a local discussion group have taken a page from John Lennon's song book: They imagine people of all religions, colors and creeds living together in peace.
You may say they are dreamers, but Monday they proved they are not the only ones.
More than 30 people joined members of the "Hope from the World's Ashes" discussion group at the Peace Plaza in downtown Rochester at noon to celebrate humanity, diversity and a hope for peace.
"We are from all different ages and backgrounds and ethnicities," said Rana Mikati, a member of the discussion group. "We are trying to get everyone to know about each other. When you know something, then you don't fear it."
To: operation clinton cleanup
When you know something, then you don't fear it." These 30 people are obviously frightned of something!
To: lodwick
Put this on the bumper of your YUGO or VW bus:
To: lodwick
MIAMI - An angry 62-year-old man gave security workers and other travelers an eyeful, dropping his pants and exposing himself while being searched at Miami International Airport. Marc Danselme, a French national who lives in Washington, was arrested Tuesday after becoming belligerent while being screened on Concourse E, according to a police report.
Those crazy Frenchmen, it was an airport not a Nazi invasion!
To: Letitring
Hi all -- I have a lot of catching up to do reading the thread - but I'm HOME!!!!!!! Yippee! I drove 743 miles today, and I made it! We stayed in Gadsden, Alabama last night and I couldn't get internet access to MSN there.
To: ValerieUSA
Welcome home Valerie!!!
743 miles in one day? your posterior must be sore! (I mean your ass).
To: operation clinton cleanup
*L* I am shaky from gripping the steering wheel and driving into the sun for the last 3 hours.
To: ValerieUSA
LOL! I know what you mean, the last 100 miles are the longest! Hope your house is in one piece.
To: operation clinton cleanup
Everything seems different here at home - even Yoda. I can't figure out what it is though.... Maybe me. I don't like being gone for so long.
To: ValerieUSA
Something about a car trip vacation... you feel the biggest release and comfort when you finnaly get home!
To: ValerieUSA
Everything seems different here at homeMaybe someone came in and stole all your furniture and replaced them with exact replicas...
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