The GUILD 7-4-2002 Happy Independence Day

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

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[lodwick]

That is funny - thanks. Thanks for the mail.

[BigWaveBetty]

You are a sweetie for noticing! You know all those codes seem to run together after awhile. And I was using a thread pre-post (this little box just wasn't cuttin' it) to see how they would line up and when I was just about finished I hit the POST button! I pinged the admin. mod. and asked for him/her to nuke it, but it's still there! sigh.

[BigWaveBetty]

But even more, I'd love a man that does his own laundry

ROFLMBO!! Who do I see about getting one who does laundry, cooks, cleans, shops and has a great sense of humor? Hey wait, then I'd be out of a job, oh well!

[daisyscarlett]

I live in mortal fear of hitting the post button before I have a finished product...

Looks like Jenna is going to Maine to help W celebrate his birthday on Sat.....

President Bush departs the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Friday, July 5, 2002, en route to Kennebunkport, Maine, where he will vacation with his family. The president's four-day visit to the family's six-acre compound will be his first trip to Kennebunkport since Sept.11. There are no public events on the agenda, and the president is expected to relax and celebrate his birthday Saturday with family. (AP Photo/Kenneth Lambert)

[Endeavor]

I wondered about that (Greta's look) last night. She also doesn't look good in red.

[lodwick]

Happy Friday after the 4th to all.
The Johnny's garlic hash browns were devoured with gusto.
We're still batting a thousand with that one.

What can we say about Gov 'toon or Pres 'toon?
The bents must have made a deal with the devil himself.
There simply is no other explanation for their "successes."

Let's all do whatever we can to help the pubbies
with this critical mid-term election. The President
has GOT to get the backing he needs from Congress, or
he'll be forced to keep making compromises with the tiny ones. ;-)

[BigWaveBetty]

Look who is neighbors with Julia!

U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, second from left, walks past Joe Torres, left, and his son Jared during a Fourth of July parade in Arroyo Seco, N.M. Rumsfled owns a ranch in the nearby town of Taos in northern New Mexico. (AP Photo/Joe Cavaretta)

Please Mr. Secretary go to your neighbor Julia's house and talk some sense into that empty mellon-head! ahahahaaha!!

[Endeavor]

>"it's been claimed Julia paid Vera a six-figure sum so she'd give Danny a quickie divorce."

So she bought him!

A new toy to play with and tell her how beautiful she is. I'm not convinced this will last 6 mos.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

These are some photo's from Dr.J'sFirst's day with Bush. She will tell you more, I am just posting them for her.

[Iowa Granny]

President Bush departs the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Friday, July 5, 2002, en route to Kennebunkport, Maine

Hope our Prez enjoys his brief holiday,,,,

ds, do you recall, early in his Presidency a brief news item about GW being disappointed because the Secret Service had nixed his emailing and surfing? Hope he gets a small resite. And if you chance he sneaks into the Guild to do some lurking,,,,, God Bless You Mr. President!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I read that the Skank built a small chapel with a cross on the roof on her property. Any bets when it will be struck by lightning?

[retrokitten]

Any bets when it will be struck by lightning?

I am suprised it hasn't been already. Maybe that is why she built it in the desert, less chance of a lightening storm.

I'm not really suprised that she got married this way. The Enquirer has had stuff in there for months about how she was practically taunting Danny's ex, Vera. I guess normally she runs from the photographers but there was a picture of her a while back eating at an outdoor cafe wearing a homemade t-shirt that said, "A Low Vera" that was supposed to be a jab at Danny's then wife. She was practically posing for these pictures. His family was pretty P.O.'d because they think that Vera is the greatest and Julia is a homewrecker.....hhhmmmmm....I wonder what would give them that idea??

Anyway, maybe 2 or 3 months ago they had an article about Julia being pregnant by him and it turned out to be a false alarm. Supposedly the two of them were devastated. What is there to be devastated about? You think you are pregnant by your married boyfriend and it turns out you were just a couple of days late?? Any normal person would be relieved! But the keyword is normal and we know that is something she and most of Hollywood are not.

[pubmom]

Are you reading my mind today? Julia should be ashamed instead of celebrating. I guess the line between fantasy and reality has become blurred. (Can anyone say STEPMOM?)Sick, sick, sick. Skank indeed.

Happy belated 4th everyone! The party is always at my house, so I was extremely busy yesterday. I hope everyone has sufficiently recovered from the days festivities.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

You said it all perfectly. She should be ASHAMED. No one should have gone to this adulterous festival. The world is completely upside down. How did such a lowlife become ' America's Sweetheart'? Honestly, I avoid all of her movies, she makes me gag.

[lodwick]

Is this sad or what?
Nice posture Julz.

[lodwick]

[lodwick]

Is this real?
Is this arabic, or what?

[lodwick]

America's sweetheart?
You decide.

Morphing into chelz?

[lodwick]

A partial quote from Marianne Jennings, Jewish World Review after sweets dissed pubbies at the Oscars, and elsewhere:

ALL you Diana worshipers, Oprah book club fans and other members of the sheepish flock of celebrity groupies, avert your eyes. You are about to delve into an analysis of that pretty woman, Julia Roberts. Lest you hurl your Ultra Slim-Fast can my way or roll up your People magazine to beat me about the head and shoulders, go no further, gentle pop culturalists, if Julia plucks the strings of your heart.


There was a time when I was rooting for Julia. That inexplicable marriage to Lyle Lovett was evidence of unsuspected depth. There had not been such an odd couple since Miss Vickie and Tiny Tim. Marrying the quirky Lovett was an act of defiance against the tide, er, tsunami, of Hollywood's obsession with physical perfection. It was quite simply charming and sent her fans into months of speculation, which is about how long the marriage lasted.


Julia then moved from beau to beau about as often as she had her lips enhanced with collagen. Hamsters spend more time in courtship than Julia. Then the apolitical sweetheart with the multi-million dollar smile took on the Republicans and labeled them Cro-Magnons. J-Ro's Oscar hung in the balance. What better way to convince Hollywood's liposuctioned Marxists of your worthiness than dissing Republicans?

Way too well done Marianne, thanks.