Freeoples ....
Thread 319
Posted on 06/23/2002 7:54:26 PM PDT by Mo1
Freeoples ....
Thread 319
Doing that...
:-)
She will be named Constance...
He shall be named Valid and True...
*Smooch*
The other part says..."Lord...let it be true!"
I really think she'd geet trounced big time. wouldn't that be a hoot.
Gotta go eat...
We are in celebration mode tonight. Crab legs, shrimp, champaign, good wine, beer and spirits for all.
If I return tonight you all might get some pretty slurred posts...
:-)
The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack. "Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"
Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting...
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