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Freeople Thread 318
Posted on 06/18/2002 10:23:29 PM PDT by Mo1
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Thread 318
TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: lodwick
I had a hunch Nully was doing some agitating this morning.
To: lodwick
I had a hunch Nully was off agitating somewhere this morning.
To: lodwick
Hehehe....I forgot to change pages. I thought my post wasn't showing up.
To: sweetliberty
I hate it when I forget to look at the count and wonder where all my friends have gone. ;-)
To: lodwick; Servant of the Nine; null and void
Hehehe...me too. I always feel so dumb. there's another thread going that has the potential to get really ugly. Looks like it could be right up Swervie's alley, but would likely pit the Swerve aginst the FReeoples as sometimes happens when issues of religion are discussed.
NEW MADRID--WHAT'S IN A NAME?
OMG, am I agitating? It's catching. NULLY!!!
To: null and void; All
No Nully .. you don't understand .. she is a mom and can be very embarrassing .. LOL
Can't stay .. need to take the kiddies to the pool .. the Globel warming is back ... time to fry like crispy critters .. LOL
BBL
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06/23/2002 10:07:46 AM PDT
by
Mo1
To: lodwick
Actually, that thread is taking a turn toward the bizarre.
To: sweetliberty
hmmmm...interesting - I'll be checking to see if Austin's due for a beach.
We're only on the Balcones Fault - wonder what Balcones means?
To: lodwick
"wonder what Balcones means" LOL! Actually, it's Spanish for balcony.
To: sweetliberty
Doh...thank you. bbl
Subject: The church organist
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and
she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise.
Imagine his curiosity!
Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...!
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no
longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
(pointing to the bowl).
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown
last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions
said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.
And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter."
To: ValerieUSA
Oh, Val..not again! I hope your personal belongings are not damaged. If they are, the landlord has some splain' to do? He wouldn't be Al Gore would he???
To: null and void
Ok, Nully! I made a typo...it is for L 1.00 not loo which is the brit way of saying, in slang, bathroom. In the more socially elite classes they say " ladies" or " gentlemens" and let it go at that..and they all know that means the bathroom too.
By the way, you must have a brit keyboard to get the pound sign to show properly..or if it is not a brit keyboard, how did you get your key stroke? It's kinda cool!
To: sweetliberty
mornin' Nully, Have you been out stiring up troubles?" Yes he has!
To: celtic gal
"Yes he has! " LOL! There's just no controlling that boy!
To: celtic gal; Canadian Outrage; Rowdee; null and void; lodwick; yall
To: sweetliberty
;-) Excellent response to John H K just perfect. Thanks.
To: sweetliberty
There is just no controlling that boy. Oh I know... when he eats his Friskies for breakfast...well...he is hopeless isn't he LOL
To: celtic gal
Scotslass...where are you????
I found a couple of your snapshots in my bag when I got home. They will be in the mail back to you tomorrow! ( blush)
To: celtic gal
Off to get some work done..like the rest of the piles of mail....:]
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