Posted on 06/12/2002 6:44:07 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
A special thanks to Lodwick. Thank you.
This is a milagro day for me. Temp may reach 80 in this cold, gloomy place, and it's my birthday, a miracle I've lived to such a ripe (I won't say old) age with everything intact. God is good.
I never said FR was not a good place.
It kinda sounds like "if ya don't do it my way, I'm taking my ball and going home." I've been here since 1998, just like you. I've seen this place go thur many changes. I have seen others get more respect and treated better for less than what we are asking. I did not say we should with hold our financial support to FR. I said, we should mention how we feel when we give our donation. If I remember correctly, isn't there a box where you could write in a comment? Also writing Jim a nice note asking him to give the Guild a "Daily Thread" status would be nice.
I'm outta here!
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Hillary's Lovely Legs
Congrats, it's about time. I'll be seeing you.
Hot and muggy here in Iowa today,,,, we call this "Corn Growing Weather". I'm off to see the surgeon today,,, another post-op consulatation,,,, xrays are in order to assure that my cervical fussion is mending properly. Just for the heck of it, I will smile when they take the xray!
A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he called them up and subscribed to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there was a knock at his door, and when he answered, there stood before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduced herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign read, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought he took off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally caught her and had his way with her.
After they were through and she had left, he thought to himself, "I like the way this company does business!"
The same girl showed up for the next two days and the same thing happened. On the fourth day, he weighed himself and was delighted to find he had lost 10 lb. as promised. He called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there was a knock at the door and there stood the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he had ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that read, "If you catch me, you can have me."
He was out the door after her like a shot. This girl was in excellent shape and it took him a while to catch her, but when he did, it was worth every cramp and wheeze.
For the next four days, the same routine happened and, much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighed himself, he found he had lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decided to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?", asked the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replied, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there was a knock at the door and when he opened it, he found Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read,
"If I catch you, you're mine."
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Fans and bargain hunters browse through sale items during the first day of the Barbara Mandrell moving sale inside the singer's "Fontanel" home in Nashville, Tenn., Tuesday, June 11, 2002. The five-day moving sale is expected to draw thousands of fans and bargain hunters during FanFair week in Nashville.(AP Photo/John Russell) - Jun 11 12:37 PM ET
And I just got a call from the GOP and they want me to march in a parade at the Belleville Strawberry Festival Saturday Morning. I guess that means that I better find my tennis shoes. They asked me to wear a T Shirt, but I put the kybosh on that idea. I love election years, there is always action.
From Page Six:"WHATEVER there was between Lisa Belzberg and Bill Clinton , it appears to be over. Belzberg, the brainy blonde behind the PENCIL nonprofit group that helps the public school system, was rumored to be more than friends with the former president, who lives just 10 minutes away from the mother of two in Westchester. "She?s heartbroken," said one source. But there is little chance of reconciliation with her husband, Matthew Bronfman. The Seagram heir, who split with Lisa in February, is said to be very happily dating a fashion industry executive, Stacy Kaye."
Let's pause a moment and take the following test:
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In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped & massacred by:
(a) Olga Corbutt
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwartzeneger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40
During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
(a) John Dillinger
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: (a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) Pee Wee Herman
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(b) Davy Jones
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.
In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked in Athens, & a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
(a) Captain Kid
(b) Charles Lindberg
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Scooby Doo
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid who had a few sticks of dynamite
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40
In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
(a) Richard Simmons
(b) Grandma Moses
(c) Michael Jordan
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to detract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked & destroyed & thousands of people were killed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
(a) Enron
(b) The Lutheran Church
(c) The NFL
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.
Hmmm . . . nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling.
59 posted on 6/12/02 9:27 AM Central by SAMWolf
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