Freeoples Thread 315

[Mo1]

Freeoples ....

Thread 315

[sweetliberty]

"You're just jealous because Maureen is sending me her daughters for "special training".

LOL! Ya think?

[Mo1]

No .. just green mammals

[null and void]

Good luck, BTW...

[ValerieUSA]

Hey, horsie, are there sharks off the beaches near you?

[Cuttnhorse]

I never said that. I implied that, and your guilty conscience ran with it. I take it that your admonishment of me for it, is an explicit admission of the accuracy of my implication, though.

Hmmmm, honesty dictates...guilty!

[Mo1]

You're just jealous because Maureen is sending me her daughters for "special training". She will be able to get a fine price for them when I have finished.

So you have accepted the challenge huh??

[sweetliberty]

Thanks. Hopefully, he will only be here a day or so. I can think of better ways to spend my weekend. Am I being insensitive?

[null and void]

Are you obsessive about everything?

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might tend to implicate me™...

[Mo1]

I am afraid that you will always be playing 'catch-up' with that one...

Maybe .. but this one is pretty predicable .. her eyes give her away .. and believe or not .. Carly is pretty good at listening to me

No .. Dana is going to be my worst nightmare .. I swear that girl is going to drive me nuts .. she will NOT be a fun teenager

[Cuttnhorse]

Hey, horsie, are there sharks off the beaches near you?

Judging from the shark jaw skeletons hanging from the bar I visit,(on rare occasions), I would think so. They are no problem for swimmers because the water down here is so cold no one goes out deeper than ankle level.

[ValerieUSA]

My sister Dana was the good one. Always prim and proper.... really made me look worse than I ever was. *LOL* This was her in the first grade - neat as a pin:

[Cuttnhorse]

Uncle Swervie will have her properly medicated and happy as a clam (and about as much trouble) in no time.

I prefer issuing the little nippers khaki uniforms, teaching them close-order drill and calling them Maggots. They seem to like that.

[Mo1]

Maggots???? .. fofl

[ValerieUSA]

Yor nickname isn't Mary Poppins, is it?

[Servant of the Nine]

Sure. Green skys, no green mammals...

Just how much time did you spend watching "The Increadable Hulk" when you werte growing up?

So9

[Mo1]

Don't you just hate those kind of sisters.. LOL

My older sister was that way .. make it worse .. her nickname is Honey

Honey was always the good one .. Honey NEVER got in trouble .. Honey ALWAYS got straight A's ... Blah blah blah

[ValerieUSA]

Are you going to make the girls playclothes from your curtains and teach them to sing about living hills?

[Cuttnhorse]

Yor nickname isn't Mary Poppins, is it?

That would be Drill Sargent Poppins! Maggot!!

Doe, a deer, a female deer, shoot it, shoot it, in the rear.

[null and void]

Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me as an angry man...

[ValerieUSA]

*L* That was Dana. No trouble, good grades, and her nickname was Sweetie Pie. Mine was Chatter Chin. Quite a difference on the endearance scale. *LOL*