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Freeoples Thread 314

Posted on 05/31/2002 11:03:19 PM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 314



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: Servant of the Nine;FReeople
This is too good a story not to share.

Do I dare ask what the pidgeon incident was????

It was way back in 1984. I was on my first "West-pac" on the USS Enterprise. The ship pulled into Pearl Harbor, and myself and several shipmates pooled our money and got us a room at the Outrigger Hotel in Waikiki. I was standing out on the balcony eating doritos while my shipmates were out on a beer run.

A pigeon landed on the balcony rail, so I tossed a dorito on the deck for it. Instantly I was knee deep in pigeons. I backed into the room and some of the pigeons followed. Then I got an idea. I tossed a handfull of doritos on the deck and a lot of pigeons came into the room after them. I backed out of the room and into the hall, tossing doritos. The pigeons followed. I continued down the hall to the elevator. The pigeons followed. I pushed the elevator call button, and when the door opened, I tossed in a hand full of doritos. The pigeons went into the elevator. I reach in and pushed the lobby button, and the pigeons went down to the lobby, I went back to my room.

A few minutes later my shipmates returned with the beer, laughing their tails off. It seems they were in the lobby waiting for the elevator, with a bunch of tourists. When the door opened, a flock of pigeons flew out. People were running around screaming. When I told them what I had done they laughed harder. When we checked out there were still pigeons in the lobby rafters.

A few months later, on our way back to the US, the Enterprise stopped again in Pearl Harbor. My shipmates and I again went to the Outrigger Hotel. We were told we were not welcome there, or at any other Outrigger Hotel in Hawaii. How they found out it was me, I don't know.

168 posted on 6/1/02 1:38 PM Central by aomagrat

41 posted on 06/01/2002 11:49:37 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
*LOL* What a stunt -- at least this guy was smart enough NOT to pull that prank on his wife in his own house.
42 posted on 06/01/2002 11:54:41 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA;Servant of the Nine
Yea .. what Val said
43 posted on 06/01/2002 11:57:29 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: ValerieUSA
That is such a great story - the genius of youth. I'm sure it seemed a great idea at the time. ;-)
44 posted on 06/01/2002 11:58:42 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Now that you've had your fun, go deal with the shrimp. Now.
45 posted on 06/01/2002 11:59:47 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: Servant of the Nine
I know women who have gone back to work because the children were so unhappy at home instead of with their friends in day care.

I understand your point .. when Jessie was little there weren't any kids her age to play with (I miss those days) so I signed her up at the local YMCA for a couple hours a day twice a week so she could interact with other children ..

But then when she as her sister got older there was pre- school and then regular school and lots of friends to play with .. and then the dreaded VI's moved in ..

There are few cases like yours .. most families today put their kids in day care for few reason .. 1) both parent have no choice but to work to survive .. 2) both parent have to work to afford the big house that nobody spends any time in or 3) both parents work because they can't stand being around their kids because they are so dang spoiled and nang their parents ALL DAY LONG

46 posted on 06/01/2002 12:05:53 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Yall
Gotta go .. Carly found my potting spoil and threw it ALL OVER THE HOUSE ... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
47 posted on 06/01/2002 12:08:33 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
She is so artistic!
48 posted on 06/01/2002 12:15:31 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
She is so artistic!

So few conservatives apreciate Performance Art

So9

49 posted on 06/01/2002 12:25:52 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Mo1
Harumpf!
50 posted on 06/01/2002 12:26:54 PM PDT by null and void
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To: Darlin'
You might want to add your review to this thread:
Sum Of All Fears...Horrible Beyond Words
51 posted on 06/01/2002 12:27:22 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
Yeah... Like Ketchup Man above, his wife was probably a stodgy old conservative who couldn't see the beauty in his art. *LOL* Same with the cops...
52 posted on 06/01/2002 12:28:58 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
How silly. Put the tax on diapers, baby bottles and assorted maternity supplies. Tax the ones who will get the benefits.

Good point!

53 posted on 06/01/2002 12:32:17 PM PDT by null and void
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To: ValerieUSA
What beautiful coloring -- will that change as the foal grows?

Her coloring should stay the same. She's an appaloosa. Poor little thing will never have much of a tail, though.

54 posted on 06/01/2002 12:36:25 PM PDT by .38sw
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To: Servant of the Nine
How silly. Put the tax on diapers, baby bottles and assorted maternity supplies. Tax the ones who will get the benefits. So9

But Swervie, it's about other people's money...

55 posted on 06/01/2002 12:39:36 PM PDT by gogeo
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To: .38sw
Poor little thing will never have much of a tail, though.

She won't be the first female to have a little invisible reweaving.

So9

56 posted on 06/01/2002 12:40:00 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: ValerieUSA
She is so artistic!

She is a piece of work ..

57 posted on 06/01/2002 12:40:42 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Servant of the Nine
So few conservatives apreciate Performance Art

You're right .. maybe I should send her down to YOUR house for the summer ..

58 posted on 06/01/2002 12:41:27 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: null and void
Three men arrested in big heroin seizure
It is significant that three Mexican men were arrested.... not mentioned until the last paragraph of the article.
59 posted on 06/01/2002 12:41:37 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: null and void
Harumpf!

WHAT!!!!! ... is it my fault you aren't in the ball ... hehe

60 posted on 06/01/2002 12:42:11 PM PDT by Mo1
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