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Freeoples Thread 313

Posted on 05/28/2002 8:56:08 AM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 313



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: lodwick
That's a great picture loddy.
801 posted on 05/30/2002 11:09:28 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Mo1
It's very liberating to haul away bags of junk that clutter up the place.
802 posted on 05/30/2002 11:11:02 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Damn! :^)
803 posted on 05/30/2002 11:11:30 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
Peddling those fake pills for insecure men is much more profitable than pimping actual women. I wonder if those wealthy steroid-taking athletes who suffer the side effect of shrunken genitals were the customers who could afford the product.
804 posted on 05/30/2002 11:14:13 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: sweetliberty
That is unbelievable. Sounds like the west coast office of ABC needs to be deprogramed. Loved Joy Behar's comment.
805 posted on 05/30/2002 11:16:56 AM PDT by Darlin'
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To: ValerieUSA
You may well be right. Sounds like they made a heck of a lot of money selling a product any sentient person would know doesn't work.
806 posted on 05/30/2002 11:17:15 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
Maybe they were purchased as gag gifts.. sorry
807 posted on 05/30/2002 11:18:55 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Y'all
Did anyone watch the Miss Universe pageant last night ? Miss Russia won and she is quite beautiful. She is from St Petersburg and at 24 she already has a law degree and is working on a doctoral law thesis on civil law. She is a shooting enthusiast, a member of a championship volleyball team and she made the sign of the cross when she won. A far cry from the image of Russian women depicted in the old Wendy's commercial.

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808 posted on 05/30/2002 11:19:57 AM PDT by Darlin'
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To: ValerieUSA
HAHAHAHAhhah, good one, Val, nothing to be sorry for!
809 posted on 05/30/2002 11:20:54 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Darlin'; ValerieUSA
Hi there Miss Darlin'! Re the contest thread, I thought you and Val might get a jumbo sized chortle out of this reply by Laz (# 27), I certainly did.
810 posted on 05/30/2002 11:24:46 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh; Darlin'
I wonder how Miss Jupiter did in the Miss Universe pageant. Or are humans from earth the only beings in the universe beautiful enough to compete?
811 posted on 05/30/2002 11:31:01 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Darlin'
She's very elegant. I wonder if I'm too old to learn how to walk gracefully in high heels? *LOL* I was 5'8" by age 12 and got in the habit of wearing flats for life.
812 posted on 05/30/2002 11:33:28 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
What, they didn't invite you? With your beauty (I've seen your photo several times) I assume you MUST have been Miss Planet of the Green Lizards!
813 posted on 05/30/2002 11:38:43 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
It's clearly a case of discrimination by evil speciesists who are prejudiced against dragons and lizards. Hate criminals, one and all...
814 posted on 05/30/2002 11:40:37 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
They let in a leper like Miss Afghanistan, but if you're from another planet...

I'd sue the Miss Universe folks for reparations if I were you. Since it was my idea, you can fork over some of the proceeds to me, thanks Val.

815 posted on 05/30/2002 11:46:47 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
Funny. Is that Miss Afghanistan or Hillary ?

Sorry to take so long to reply. We're in the midst of a severe thunderstorm, the power blinked and I had to reboot.

816 posted on 05/30/2002 11:48:45 AM PDT by Darlin'
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To: Darlin'
You won't have to water the lawn today.
817 posted on 05/30/2002 11:50:18 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Darlin'
That's OK, Miss Darlin'. Val and I have been kibbitzing about this for awhile, as you can see. When I first saw that photo my "mind" yelled "LEPER!", but it soon settled down. Please don't get yourself zapped by a miscreant bolt of lightning through a cheap computer or anything, OK?
818 posted on 05/30/2002 11:51:41 AM PDT by Argh
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To: ValerieUSA
I, too, was 5'8" at age 12 but then I stopped growing and most everyone else caught up. :). As for heels, I've always worn heels and usually fairly high ones.
819 posted on 05/30/2002 11:53:07 AM PDT by Darlin'
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To: ValerieUSA
Right, no watering today or for a couple of days it looks like. :)
820 posted on 05/30/2002 11:56:42 AM PDT by Darlin'
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