Freeoples Thread 313

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Thread 313

[Darlin']

They probably already have one that can do it. Someone just needs to develope the process. If they can direct a laser delicately enough to work on our eyes it just seems like they could also be used on breast just as painlessly and effectively. LOL

[Mo1]

They all are ... a real hoot

I just shake my head and laugh ... LOL

[Servant of the Nine]

Maybe I should go surf the TV channels again so I can introduce a new topic to the thread. *L*

Try the Playboy Channel.

So9

[Mo1]

Kind of like fixing a flat tire .. fofl

[Servant of the Nine]

The Jerry Springer Spring Break 4 Show is on. You can watch that and see what kind of stupid things your kids are up to when alone, and be very very glad you don't have girls.

So9

[Darlin']

Y'all there is a cute quote by the President posted over on the Day In The Life Of President Bush thread. Today the White House celebrated African American music, history, and culture. An older lady known as the "Queen of Gospel," Chicago-born Albertina Walker and students from the Duke Ellington School of the Arts were quests.

I reminded Albertina that my middle name was Walker. (Laughter.) She now calls me cousin. (Laughter.) She reminded -- her brother's name is George Walker. (Laughter.) I call him W. (Laughter.)

But if you give this woman a song of praise, a song like "Lord, Keep Me Day By Day", or "He Keeps On Blessing Me", or "Yes, God Is Real", you'll hear it like it was meant to be sung. Not since her friend and mentor, Mahalia Jackson, was last recorded has the good news sounded so convincing and so sweet.

We're honored you're here, cousin. (Laughter.) Welcome to the White House. (Applause.)

[Darlin']

FOFL. Yeah... sorta like that. FOFL

[sweetliberty]

"I saw that episode of "The Operation" on TLC"

SURE you did, but I think I will leave the speculation to Ratty. He has such a flair for it.

[Servant of the Nine]

Oh joy, a jello race. The girls are carrying it in their bathing suits, sorta.

Now they are riding bouncy balls naked

And covering each other with chocolate.

And now for the next pair of contestants.

Maureen, you probably shouldn't hear about this.

So9

[Darlin']

Thye sound like they have a good time just enjoying life. That's great.

[Darlin']

"And covering each other with chocolate"

LOL. Aaaah but it isn't chocolate mousse.

[Servant of the Nine]

Just what riot police have always needed, the ability to call in air strikes. These rioters sure must have thought the police had it.

F-15s inadvertently 'save the day'

So9

[Mo1]

Maureen, you probably shouldn't hear about this.

You think I don't remember those days .. lol

I have often said .. I had a lot of fun in my teenage years but I hope that my girls don't ..

[Darlin']

How funny. I'll bet that story has already been retold hundreds of times by all the parties involved. LOL

[Mo1]

LOL ... I like this part

"The first pass over the park made everyone stop and look at the F-15s," said Stover. "When they turned and made a second pass, it caused everyone to scatter and empty out of the park, much like when you turn on a light and roaches scatter."

[Darlin']

Ladies, on a really good day I doubt the three of us have ever toppped this kid's excellant shopping adventure. LOL 13-year-old buys $2 million in stuff on eBay

[Servant of the Nine]

"When they turned and made a second pass, it caused everyone to scatter and empty out of the park, much like when you turn on a light and roaches scatter."

They can be honorary Al Quaida.

SO9

[Darlin']

FOFL. What could he have been thinking ? Inmate Tries To Break Jail Window With His Butt

[Mo1]

The woman discovered the purchases the day the helicopter's owner called and asked how she intended to pay for the aircraft

If that was my kid ... he wouldn't be able to sit for week

[Darlin']

Right. When I was a senior in high school my two youngest sisters together with their two close friends across the street, ran up hundreds and hundreds of long distance phone bills. They were trying to call British rock groups. They were all 9 to 11 years old. Trouble was they used the phone number of another of their friends who had just recently moved to another state. Whoooo - eeeeee. You did not want to be at our house for about a week or two. It was awful. LOL