Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 011

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[lodwick]

...she also ate her pancakes with catsup on them...

This is so wrong! So very wrong.

This is the most wrong food item I have ever in my 55 years seen. Ever!

Ketchup on pancakes - Palo! Have the rabbis written a rule about this blasphemy?

[palo verde]

rofl she is on her way to visit you
don't forget to alert dispatcher palo if airport security picks her up
westy will rush over to save her
(after he recuperates from his big blow-up with parolee andysmom)
lol WA State is now in a state of calm

[andysandmikesmom]

I know, its absolutely gross....the first time I saw my grammie do that, I was a little kid, and I began to scream and holler when I saw her put catsup on her pancakes...she looked at me as if I was nuts...she thought it was normal...(altho I, myself, like nothing better than just mayo on two slices of white bread, and a close second, is just catsup on two slices of white bread)

But catsup on pancakes...gross...but, thats my grammie...

[christine]

uh oh! oh, sh!t! i hadn't thought about that! hubby will get p!ssed if i get in trouble at the airport! :o

[palo verde]

rofl rofl rofl you are a riot loddy
ketchup on pancakes doesn't appeal to me either
sorry, honey, all the rules are against things which are delicious
your pork chops, chickie's lobster, andysmoms crabs
there are no rules bout things which taste ickie (ketchup on pancakes)

I'm no expert but I think ketchup on pancakes is kosher
what you eat is not

[lodwick]

i will if you'll make me some shrimp and sauce, a spinach salad, a roast beef samich, a grilled cheese....

You guys have a super trip back east, get your happy asses home, and let's do it. ;-)

[palo verde]

surely you jest
hubbies never get upset bout little things like their wife bein' taken off in handcuffs by airport security at airport
you know how relaxed and mellow hubbies are

[Kathleen]

I will be sure to call you immediately if trouble befalls us and we need help of any sort. Hopefully we won't need bail money. :)

All this food talk is making me hungry. I'm off to fix dinner.

Have fun and see you all tomorrow. :)

[christine]

fofl....think i should unpack it?

[lodwick]

127 is very funny! Throw Mamma from the Train kinda funny.

I hope our friend is smart - even though these airport puds have the IQ of a cabbage, on a good day, they have machines that can see right down to your shave line. Seriously good machines. Beware Christine!

[palo verde]

they are only involved with metal
you need stuff which passes metal detector
if it has metal alarm will go off
I don't think it does tho
don't unpack it
remember you are a libertarian

[palo verde]

she ain't doin' nothin' gainst the law
she's allowed to bring hooka to her son to smoke nicotine-less tobacco
it will infuriate christine even more 'gainst government
if she feels she's not even allowed to do that
it happens to be a very nice gift

[christine]

it does have metal on it. i am checking the bag that it's packed in tho. oh dear, me! i don't know what to do!?!? i'm not ready to die tomorrow! ;)

[andysandmikesmom]

Those 'kosher' laws against food, are against all the goody foods...things like pork chops, grannies lobster and my crab are so yummy....

There was a whole 'Seinfeld' episode about the Kosher law against shellfish...

Jerry had taken his girlfriend along with all his looney friends to a weekend at the beach of some of their other friends...Jerrys girlfriend could not enjoy the freshly caught lobster, that Kramer illegaly poaches from the fishermens lobster traps...

Everyone was oohing and aahing at how delicious the lobster was, so, Jerrys girlfriend snuck down into the kitchen during the night to sample lobster, but Kramer was on duty in the kitchen, and prevented her from compromising her faith, by eating the leftover lobster tail...

However, the evil George, was angry that Jerrys girlfriend had seen him naked(she walked into the his room by mistake), after he had left the pool, and he had 'shrinkage'(His penis had shrunk from the cool pool water)....George was sure that Jerrys girlfriend had told Georges date that he had a little itty bitty penis...

So George cooked eggs for everyone the next morning, never informing Jerrys girlfriend that the reason the scrambled eggs tasted so good, was because they had lobster mixed into them..at least he did not mention the additon of the lobster until Jerrys girlfriend had eaten the eggs...

For that, George got a tomato flung in his face on the drive home...

[palo verde]

my mom just forwarded me what her big brother prepared for his daughter and grandaughter for mothers day visit

among the foods I prepared for her was an onion and lox omelet. For dinner I prepared a curry chicken bake. She loved it . it was finger-licking good. For dessert we had fresh California stawberries. It was a gala feast. gus

lox eggs and onions is classic jewish breakfast (delicious)
curried chicken is not (but it sounds yummy)
love, palo

[palo verde]

hi andysmom, what a funny episode
that show can be hysterical

[habs4ever]

I'm having fun reading you tonight :-) Hey, you think Neets was tight earlier? The meds made her loopy ;-)

[habs4ever]

I cracked up when you said LuLu ate Chinese tonight and was hungry for Kraft singles an hour later ;-)lol

[andysandmikesmom]

I love Lox and cream cheese on a bagel...having lived in Chicago for so long, and in a Jewish neighborhood, we often got acquainted with some delicious Jewish foods...

There were little Jewish restaurants, and little Jewish foodstores everywhere

Of course, that was many years ago...when my husband goes back to the old neighborhood, its all gangs now...so sad to see that once lovely neighborhood, neglected and so dangerous...

[habs4ever]

I think I only saw 3 episodes of Seinfeld the whole time it was running.I didn't miss it ;-)Same goes for Friends.

The Andy Griffith Show and Barney Miller, well, they are something else entirely ;-)