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Freeoples Thread 311
Posted on 05/19/2002 8:06:44 PM PDT by Mo1
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Thread 311
TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: Mo1
Thanks, I'll turn it on.
To: Darlin'
I hope everyone is ready for the first long weekend of the summer. Flags flying, grills ready, lots of sunscreen or suntan oil on hand. :) What chu talkin bout grills and sunscreen. Inside, blinds and curtains closed, doors double locked, fridge well stocked. Tis the season to play vampire. Avoid that big ray gun in the sky shooting skin cancer beams at everyone who goes out. Besides, out there I mght accidentaly sweat.
So9
To: Darlin'
It looks like is was a building under construction
Also looks like someone screwed up big time building that thing
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posted on
05/23/2002 10:05:54 AM PDT
by
Mo1
To: Servant of the Nine
who gets caught with his pants down deserves the death penalty Well I'm am not big on the death penalty, but I'm all for cutting the little pecker off
1,124
posted on
05/23/2002 10:07:11 AM PDT
by
Mo1
To: Servant of the Nine
A reporter on Fox was referring to the huge crowds expected at Chandra's funeral including the media hordes -- but I swear he said media whores
To: Servant of the Nine
Gee Swervie .. what an adventurest (sp?) guy you are .. fofl
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posted on
05/23/2002 10:09:54 AM PDT
by
Mo1
To: ValerieUSA
Hehehe. You mean he committed a Darlin'ism ? :)
To: Servant of the Nine
Politicians get a pass from you I guess. How about cops? Employers? Bureaucrats who can sieze your property unless you do this one little thing for them?
To: null and void
Politicians get a pass from you I guess. Life without parole is a pass?
So9
To: ValerieUSA
Maybe he did. A little Freudian slip there, perhaps?
To: Servant of the Nine
It would be for Bwaney Fwank...
To: Servant of the Nine
Hehehe. *smooch* Swerve, you don't wanna come out and play ?
To: null and void
It would be for Bwaney Fwank... I can't picture Barney Frankfurter as able to deal with 'Rough Trade'
SO9
To: Mo1
Oooooh, a case of too much money passed under the table.
To: null and void
Perhaps there was a window nearby and he caught a glance at his own reflection as he was speaking on camera and media whores begged to be said. The vultures outside the Levy's home in California and circling the park in DC and talking nonstop in studios across America are picking at her death as a news delicacy. Perhaps as fellow whores they identify with her.
To: Servant of the Nine
I can't picture Barney Frankfurter as able to deal with 'Rough Trade'But I bet you can picture 'Rough Trade' as able to deal with Barney Frankfurter...
To: ValerieUSA
It's either that or talk about the Nation Guard being called out in Tennessee to suppress the people protesting the vote on a state income tax.
Wouldn't want the peons to get any ideas above their station...
To: null and void; servant of the nine
I don't imagine running a male prostitution biz out of his apartment qualifies a queer as "gentle"
To: ValerieUSA
Aaaaw, that's too bad. It isn't supposed to get really hot or all that humid here until about Monday or Tuesday.
To: Mo1
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and yoy should be ashamed of your self!"
The man does as he is told, gets dessed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband."Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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