Wife 'leaves bag of husband's limbs outside girlfriend's home'

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[Dan from Michigan]

Wife 'leaves bag of husband's limbs outside girlfriend's home'

Police in Panama say a wife chopped up her husband and left a bag of his limbs outside his girlfriend's house.

They say the woman from Gualaca killed her husband with a machete while he slept after he threatened to leave her.

The 35-year-old allegedly chopped her 40-year-old husband's body into 10 pieces.

She then allegedly dumped a bag of his limbs outside his girlfriend's home and left the rest of the body in their home.

She's been arrested and is undergoing psychiatric tests.

Members of her family told local newspaper Crítica a psychiatrist has treated her for violent mood swings at Mae Lewis Hospital.

The couple had two children.

[Dan from Michigan]

OUCH!

[brat]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW! LOL My all time favorite headline reads: Boiling Mad Housewife Marinates Cheating Hubby in Garlic Sauce; She planned to cook him alive, police say. LOL

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I guess her claims that he was "not carrying his weight" around the house are kind of mute now, huh?

OH, wait, I have another one:

I guess her threats of "hauling him off to divorce court" seem rather a waste of time now............

[Inge_CAV]

"They say the woman from Gualaca killed her husband with a machete while he slept after he threatened to leave her."

Note to self, Don't threaten to leave ... just leave, quickly.

[TADSLOS]

Members of her family told local newspaper Crítica a psychiatrist has treated her for violent mood swings at Mae Lewis Hospital

Looks like the treatment failed miserably.

[null and void]

Møøse Limbs?

[2Trievers]

"The 35-year-old allegedly chopped her 40-year-old husband's body into 10 pieces.">

I may have a recipe around here somewhere ... let me see ... &;-(

What is sad, all joking aside, are the two children left behind by this tragedy.

[Inge_CAV]

Yes, but she just wanted to keep a few things around to remember him. : )

[2Trievers]

Ickey thought! I would think alimony checks would be enough! &;-)

[Corin Stormhands]

I once had a welfare client say to me "She stabbed me in the back. Why didn't she just break my heart?"

I thought it would be a great country song...

[sweetliberty]

I should have known you'd find this one!

[afraidfortherepublic]

The couple had two children.

Had? Where are they now? Or were they included in the "bag of limbs"?

[xsmommy]

hey, OPH, honey, let's make sure that Mrs. OPH doesn't run across this little item, ok? wouldn't want to have to reassemble you...

[boris]

"LOL My all time favorite headline reads: Boiling Mad Housewife Marinates Cheating Hubby in Garlic Sauce; She planned to cook him alive, police say."

Assault With a Tasty Weapon.

My barber once showed me a tabloid piece about a wife who killed her husband and "converted him into 42 gallons of goulash." She then dispensed the stew into "individual sandwich-sized baggies." Police "were having difficulty identifying the remains."

For some reason, the juxtaposition of "convert" and "goulash" struck me as insanely funny and I laughed until I wept. The barber had to stop snipping because I was not still enough for him to continue for several minutes.

--Boris

[boris]

"the two children left behind"

What did she do with their right behinds?

[2Trievers]

Hey Boris, you'll appreciate this ... I saw this sign in a restaurant window in Maine last weekend ... "Open 7 days a week and weekends."