[brat]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW! LOL My all time favorite headline reads: Boiling Mad Housewife Marinates Cheating Hubby in Garlic Sauce; She planned to cook him alive, police say. LOL

[boris]

"LOL My all time favorite headline reads: Boiling Mad Housewife Marinates Cheating Hubby in Garlic Sauce; She planned to cook him alive, police say."

Assault With a Tasty Weapon.

My barber once showed me a tabloid piece about a wife who killed her husband and "converted him into 42 gallons of goulash." She then dispensed the stew into "individual sandwich-sized baggies." Police "were having difficulty identifying the remains."

For some reason, the juxtaposition of "convert" and "goulash" struck me as insanely funny and I laughed until I wept. The barber had to stop snipping because I was not still enough for him to continue for several minutes.

--Boris