[Dan from Michigan]

OUCH!

[brat]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW! LOL My all time favorite headline reads: Boiling Mad Housewife Marinates Cheating Hubby in Garlic Sauce; She planned to cook him alive, police say. LOL

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I guess her claims that he was "not carrying his weight" around the house are kind of mute now, huh?

OH, wait, I have another one:

I guess her threats of "hauling him off to divorce court" seem rather a waste of time now............

[Inge_CAV]

"They say the woman from Gualaca killed her husband with a machete while he slept after he threatened to leave her."

Note to self, Don't threaten to leave ... just leave, quickly.

[TADSLOS]

Members of her family told local newspaper Crítica a psychiatrist has treated her for violent mood swings at Mae Lewis Hospital

Looks like the treatment failed miserably.

[null and void]

Møøse Limbs?

[Corin Stormhands]

I once had a welfare client say to me "She stabbed me in the back. Why didn't she just break my heart?"

I thought it would be a great country song...

[afraidfortherepublic]

The couple had two children.

Had? Where are they now? Or were they included in the "bag of limbs"?

[xsmommy]

hey, OPH, honey, let's make sure that Mrs. OPH doesn't run across this little item, ok? wouldn't want to have to reassemble you...