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Chain letter (NOTE for men only)
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Posted on 05/14/2002 9:25:31 PM PDT by Valin

Subj: Fwd: Chain Letter for Men
Date: 5/14/2002 7:59:45 PM Central Standard Time

Forwarded Message:
Subj: Fwd: Chain Letter for Men
Date: 5/14/2002 7:47:38 PM Central Standard Time
From: MickeyMouses1
To: xxxxxx

Forwarded Message:
Subj: Chain Letter for Men

Date: 5/14/2002 3:43:04 PM Central Standard Time

From: xxxxxx

To: xxxxxxx Sent from the Internet (Details)

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.

Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.

REMEMBER this chain brings luck.

An unmarried man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!

Bill Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017

William Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017

W. J. Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017

William Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017

W Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017

William J Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017

Slick Willie Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017

Mr. Hillary Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017

(Your Name Goes Here)

________________________________________________________________


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Remember DON'T break the chain.
And it goes w/o saying DON'T tell your wife!
Unless you
A. like living in the garage
B. know a really good lawyer.
1 posted on 05/14/2002 9:25:31 PM PDT by Valin
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To: Valin
And (C) are an idiot LOL. BTW, a lot of clintons on the list. Are they related?
2 posted on 05/14/2002 10:13:11 PM PDT by poet
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To: poet
Third cousins...I believe. :-)
3 posted on 05/14/2002 10:31:03 PM PDT by Valin
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Seems the choices so far are: Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary…

This sounds like a room in Hell; I'm gonna have to break the chain.

4 posted on 05/15/2002 12:25:04 AM PDT by D-fendr
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