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Freeoples Thread 307
Posted on 05/06/2002 8:14:39 AM PDT by Mo1
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Thread 307
TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: Prentice
That's what happens to humans who cross the deer roads. Did you have a "man caught in the headlights" look on your face?
To: ValerieUSA
Linda never wore a bikini....but that was her choice....she was just a bit shy to draw all that attention.
She had 4 kids too.
She's one of "those women" you spoke of in an earlier post.
No weight gain, no fat, looks perpetually 30, wighs five lbs. more than before her first.
Doesn't work out. Doesn't diet.
Unfair labor practices!
To: ValerieUSA
Most definitely that was the look!
I was certain that death and dismemberment had overtaken me, cause the dang leader was running as fast as it could and was looking back over its shoulder as it ran towards me. I'd have taken a truck at that moment.
15 feet before they hit me, the leader turned its head, snorted with a combination of surprise, fatigue, and probably a little disdain and turned right.
I did get to watch 58 deer jump a five foot high fence about 30 feet away. Relief is a good word here.
To: Prentice
"Your dog back.....your truck back....your Darlin (coincidence, or something more sinister?) back"FOFLOL. Well, I must be a case of life imitating art or a country song. No problem with Darlin's back, I'm as good as new. So, yes, you can make all the jokes about it. I don't mind at all, in fact, I make jokes about it, too. :)
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:11:59 PM PDT
by
Darlin'
To: lodwick
Just shoot all those other shrub dwellers and village idiots. Well I think maybe today the village got my point .. I went OFF!!!
Every day it's the SOS .. she jumps out of the bushes asking if Dana can come out to play .. I say no she has to do her homework first .. then it's .. can she come out after her homework and I say as long as it is before dinner time .. then she says after dinner and I say no after dinner because it is a school night and she needs to take a shower
I say the same FRIGGIN thing every FRIGGIN day at least 12 FRIGGIN times a day .. you'd think it would sink in after 2 years .. but nooooooooooooooo
Today she dicided to start screaming in the backyard .. I tried to ignore her but she wouldn't give up and I was afraid she'd wake up the wildwomen so I go out and repeat again and then pointed out I say the SAME thing every day ..
I guess the mother heard this because she sent her older daughter over .. she wanted to show me the color of her new nail polish like I gave a friggin sheet about it
So then she wanted to know why I way in a bad mood .. I said it was because some people have a problem listening to what I have to say and and I am sick of repeating myself and then walked away to start dinner only to hear the another village idiots yelling through my front door .. but the Hubby was home this time and he just slammed the door in their face .. He made me so proud .. fofl
Sorry for my rant .. but I think I need to ship these village idiots off to Hillary .. she loves kids so much she can have them
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:12:55 PM PDT
by
Mo1
To: Prentice
Does this mean we can make jokes about you being run over by a truck? Well you could .. but you may not like the response ..
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:14:54 PM PDT
by
Mo1
To: Prentice
ROFL ... Ok I am picturing you being chased down by a heard of deer ..
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:16:51 PM PDT
by
Mo1
To: null and void
You're either ignoring the hint or missed it!!! :) And going blind starts with an "M" letter. LOL
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:17:05 PM PDT
by
Rowdee
To: Rowdee
I got it .. men are just slow .. lol
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:20:15 PM PDT
by
Mo1
To: Mo1
Gee, Mo.....why don't ya tell us how you really feel! FOF.
They are enough to drive a person up the wall.
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:21:14 PM PDT
by
Rowdee
To: Mo1
Even better....I was on cross country skiis at the time.
To: Darlin'
OH GOOD GRIEF the terrorist lawyer Lynne Stewart is on Gretta MILKING the PR SPIN
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP ....
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:24:35 PM PDT
by
Mo1
To: null and void
%&*(*&^%^*(+^%$# Sharks!
dweaded Avalanche 1
Wussie sharks 0
The first freakin minute of the game!
To: Mo1
oh, your Hubby done good!
I used to have a neighbor kid who would materialize the minute I got home from town to watch me unload the groceries from the van. I always had at least a dozen sacks, usually more. He was about 7, and would ask me about every item as I put it away.... "Why do you buy that? My mom buys the other kind. Does anyone here really like broccoli? Are you sure five cans will be enough? How much did that cost?" ggrrrrr...... He was like a miniature husband.
To: Mo1
I saw that, YUK - so I turned the channel to something much more watchable --- freak accidents and emergency room treatments on TLC. Really gruesome. Lots of impalements.
To: Rowdee
Oh Rowdee they drove me up a wall a long time ago but I have to live next door to them and I have to try to keep my mouth shut
But it is working on me BIG TIME ..
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:30:17 PM PDT
by
Mo1
To: Prentice
I'm picturing the animals fleeing the forest fire in Bambi.
To: Mo1
*grin*
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:31:15 PM PDT
by
Rowdee
To: Mo1
Isn't she awful ? Sickening.
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:31:57 PM PDT
by
Darlin'
To: ValerieUSA
Didn't just want to get in that kids face and scream GO HOME!!!!
But noooooooooooooooo we have to be the adults .. LOL
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posted on
05/06/2002 7:32:31 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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