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Freeoples Thread 307

Posted on 05/06/2002 8:14:39 AM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 307



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: Prentice
That's what happens to humans who cross the deer roads. Did you have a "man caught in the headlights" look on your face?
221 posted on 05/06/2002 7:00:45 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Linda never wore a bikini....but that was her choice....she was just a bit shy to draw all that attention.

She had 4 kids too.

She's one of "those women" you spoke of in an earlier post.

No weight gain, no fat, looks perpetually 30, wighs five lbs. more than before her first.

Doesn't work out. Doesn't diet.

Unfair labor practices!

222 posted on 05/06/2002 7:04:19 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: ValerieUSA
Most definitely that was the look!

I was certain that death and dismemberment had overtaken me, cause the dang leader was running as fast as it could and was looking back over its shoulder as it ran towards me. I'd have taken a truck at that moment.

15 feet before they hit me, the leader turned its head, snorted with a combination of surprise, fatigue, and probably a little disdain and turned right.

I did get to watch 58 deer jump a five foot high fence about 30 feet away. Relief is a good word here.

223 posted on 05/06/2002 7:09:38 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Prentice
"Your dog back.....your truck back....your Darlin (coincidence, or something more sinister?) back"

FOFLOL. Well, I must be a case of life imitating art or a country song. No problem with Darlin's back, I'm as good as new. So, yes, you can make all the jokes about it. I don't mind at all, in fact, I make jokes about it, too. :)

224 posted on 05/06/2002 7:11:59 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: lodwick
Just shoot all those other shrub dwellers and village idiots.

Well I think maybe today the village got my point .. I went OFF!!!

Every day it's the SOS .. she jumps out of the bushes asking if Dana can come out to play .. I say no she has to do her homework first .. then it's .. can she come out after her homework and I say as long as it is before dinner time .. then she says after dinner and I say no after dinner because it is a school night and she needs to take a shower

I say the same FRIGGIN thing every FRIGGIN day at least 12 FRIGGIN times a day .. you'd think it would sink in after 2 years .. but nooooooooooooooo

Today she dicided to start screaming in the backyard .. I tried to ignore her but she wouldn't give up and I was afraid she'd wake up the wildwomen so I go out and repeat again and then pointed out I say the SAME thing every day ..

I guess the mother heard this because she sent her older daughter over .. she wanted to show me the color of her new nail polish like I gave a friggin sheet about it

So then she wanted to know why I way in a bad mood .. I said it was because some people have a problem listening to what I have to say and and I am sick of repeating myself and then walked away to start dinner only to hear the another village idiots yelling through my front door .. but the Hubby was home this time and he just slammed the door in their face .. He made me so proud .. fofl

Sorry for my rant .. but I think I need to ship these village idiots off to Hillary .. she loves kids so much she can have them

225 posted on 05/06/2002 7:12:55 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Prentice
Does this mean we can make jokes about you being run over by a truck?

Well you could .. but you may not like the response ..

226 posted on 05/06/2002 7:14:54 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Prentice
ROFL ... Ok I am picturing you being chased down by a heard of deer ..
227 posted on 05/06/2002 7:16:51 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: null and void
You're either ignoring the hint or missed it!!! :) And going blind starts with an "M" letter. LOL
228 posted on 05/06/2002 7:17:05 PM PDT by Rowdee
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To: Rowdee
I got it .. men are just slow .. lol
229 posted on 05/06/2002 7:20:15 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
Gee, Mo.....why don't ya tell us how you really feel! FOF.

They are enough to drive a person up the wall.

230 posted on 05/06/2002 7:21:14 PM PDT by Rowdee
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To: Mo1
Even better....I was on cross country skiis at the time.
231 posted on 05/06/2002 7:22:22 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Darlin'
OH GOOD GRIEF the terrorist lawyer Lynne Stewart is on Gretta MILKING the PR SPIN

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP ....

232 posted on 05/06/2002 7:24:35 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: null and void
%&*(*&^%^*(+^%$# Sharks!

dweaded Avalanche 1
Wussie sharks 0

The first freakin minute of the game!

233 posted on 05/06/2002 7:25:53 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Mo1
oh, your Hubby done good!
I used to have a neighbor kid who would materialize the minute I got home from town to watch me unload the groceries from the van. I always had at least a dozen sacks, usually more. He was about 7, and would ask me about every item as I put it away.... "Why do you buy that? My mom buys the other kind. Does anyone here really like broccoli? Are you sure five cans will be enough? How much did that cost?" ggrrrrr...... He was like a miniature husband.
234 posted on 05/06/2002 7:27:49 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Mo1
I saw that, YUK - so I turned the channel to something much more watchable --- freak accidents and emergency room treatments on TLC. Really gruesome. Lots of impalements.
235 posted on 05/06/2002 7:29:29 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Rowdee
Oh Rowdee they drove me up a wall a long time ago but I have to live next door to them and I have to try to keep my mouth shut

But it is working on me BIG TIME ..

236 posted on 05/06/2002 7:30:17 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Prentice
I'm picturing the animals fleeing the forest fire in Bambi.
237 posted on 05/06/2002 7:30:43 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Mo1
*grin*
238 posted on 05/06/2002 7:31:15 PM PDT by Rowdee
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To: Mo1
Isn't she awful ? Sickening.
239 posted on 05/06/2002 7:31:57 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: ValerieUSA
Didn't just want to get in that kids face and scream GO HOME!!!!

But noooooooooooooooo we have to be the adults .. LOL

240 posted on 05/06/2002 7:32:31 PM PDT by Mo1
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