19.) male
Really? How could this be one of the criteria. LOL.
1) boobs
2) beer
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151) some other stuff, as long as she has 1 and 2
6.) good dancer
That leaves me out. Irish guys only know one form and it specializes in punches.
55.) likes cats
Tastes like Chicken.....
62.) drinks Budweiser (not a beer snob)
Blech. Labatt is about the same price and better...:)
88.) Isn't stubborn as a mule
Now I KNOW I'm disqualified.
104.) Is able to cry
Only when the Spartans or Wings lose.....
143.) Doesn't tell me to go on the pill so we can do it without condoms
But that's all the fun there!
146.) Isn't a complete bigot
I am against freedom grabbers.
148.) Doesn't get mad if I have breath de dragonia, because there ain't nothin' I can do about it.
Two altoids cure all.
Leaves me out.
Just for the record, you were joking about this one, right?
Detects bad spelling but does not call undue attention to your errors.
Pass:
53.) not a muffin
55.) likes cats
56.) doesn't live with mom
60.) has college degree
65.) acts like a complete freak
67.) good at something
69.) has started saving for retirement already
85.) Feels like he has a lot to offer
87.) Wants to do a better job raising their kids than their parents did for them
91.) Not a sycophant
95.) Isn't in a wicked lot of debt
97.) Wants to try (doesn't give up easily)
98.) Knows that life's not fair
99.) Accepts that life's not fair
104.) Is able to cry
114.) Enjoys sitting and doing nothing
115.) Plays chess
119.) Is not so tidy that you can't tell the difference between their bedroom and a hotel room
120.) When you look under their bed, there isn't a little dustman waving back at you.
124.) Knows what language they speak in Israel
130.) Doesn't look like they have no clue, or are in a daze all the time.
131.) Remembers if they took a shower in the last two days
139.) Has their own theories about the universe.
132.) Thinks
150.) Follows through with what they say
151.) More food ends up in their mouth than on their shirt (usually, spaghetti excepted)
Fail
5.) mechanical abilities
6.) good dancer
15.) tidy
26.) They have some regard for fashion, no-matter how slight
36.) wants to get a dog
40.) not a complete klutz
46.) a real looker (someone that makes you want to look a third time)
62.) drinks Budweiser (not a beer snob)
63.) also drinks a microbrew every once in a while (not totally WT)
66.) acts normal
72.) is incredibly rich
73.) when I think about him, I get butterflies (about something)
78.) Cares about the pointless stories I tell
86.) Doesn’t have a really poopie self-esteem
90.) Also has Neil Young as a secret boyfriend
121.) Picks up after themselves
133.) Doesn’t care if I'm pudgy