Freeoples Thread 304

[Mo1]

Freeoples ....

Thread 304

[sweetliberty]

Have any of you had any dealing with "dheretic or "Top Quark" on the board? Top Quark I knew was real loose screw but I think dheretic almost has him beat. I was reading this thread:

Thanks to protesters, children saw horrifying images

[Darlin']

The dems are spinning themselves into a midterm defeat and the press is supporting their efforts. Hehehe. Ain't it sweet ? :)

[Darlin']

Aaarrrgh ! FR is impossibly slow today and I can't stand the waiting. I'm off to Home Depot. BBL. :)

[sweetliberty]

"The dems are spinning themselves into a midterm defeat and the press is supporting their efforts"

I do hope you're right, but they make me nervous....kinda like rabid dogs. Did you happen to read the article Ratty posted this morning? The author had a real understanding of the liberal "mentality." Yeah, I know. Oxymoron.

Magic vs Science

[Windshark]

From religion to Sex on the Beach in less than 2 days.

That's why I love this thread....

[Windshark]

So it was on a different island....sometimes they all look the same, especially in mixed company .....:-)

Hey...how do you do the small type thingy?

[Windshark]

I suppose if I threaten to funkle someone will speak back through the ethers....

[Windshark]

Somebody stop me!

[Windshark]

Where is Nully when you need him?

[Windshark]

Having previously announced disdain for funkles....I must stop.

SL....help me before it's too late.

[lodwick]

AAAAAAAArrrhhgg...too late. ;-)

[Windshark]

Phew.....I was embarrassed to do six.

Thanks Loddy

[Windshark]

Sl that is a well written piece.

I am beginning to think my cat is a liberal. She has become quite the moron lately.

[Rowdee]

'Cuse me, Mo girl.....but how can you sit on your ass with all those bites? Or, have there been no takers yet?

[Windshark]

It's raining, Linda is shopping (again...she's catching up!), there's no hockey on...

So where are you?

[Windshark]

I was going to ask if I could be Nully.

But Mo went out....

[sweetliberty]

You make the little type like this:

< font size= " 1"> to turn it off type < /font > ...oh yeah, and no spaces.

[Windshark]

Like this?

[Windshark]

I never thought being smaller could be so thrilling.

Thank you ever so much for the enlightenment.

[lodwick]

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