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Freeoples Thread 304

Posted on 04/27/2002 10:37:53 AM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 304



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: gratefulwharffratt
Ratty, that is priceless!
241 posted on 04/28/2002 8:10:24 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
I just got a resistible offer in e-mail. I am not joining the Playboy CyberClub even if I can save $60 by doing so.
242 posted on 04/28/2002 8:11:21 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: celtic gal
Oh geeze.....sorry to hear of your water heater adventure! Reminds me of the week before Christmas in '00....only mine was a water pressure tank that sprung a minute-sized hole in the sidewall that sprayed a fine stream of water....the pressure was so strong that it set an iron-water mark on the side of my dryer which I can't get off. I'd like to try Lime Away, but I'm afraid it will take the paint along with the iron-water mark!

I'm thankful I didn't have a flood like a water heater can provide......good luck in getting it all squared away.

243 posted on 04/28/2002 8:17:10 AM PDT by Rowdee
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To: ValerieUSA
Good morning. Enjoy the boat races. Austin used to have power boats from all over the country racing on TownLake (which runs through the heart of our pinko city) one weekend a year, until the BrownBeret downtrodden hispanic lowlifes complained that the noise hurt their widdie ears.

So no more boat racing here.

244 posted on 04/28/2002 8:20:04 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: ValerieUSA
I am not joining the Playboy CyberClub even if I can save $60 by doing so.

That is the kind of spendthrift attitude I always associated with Liberals.

So9

245 posted on 04/28/2002 8:20:20 AM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine

I went to the fair last night and didn't spend a dime. I left the kids at home.... we didn't know there was a fair going on. I just went to take pictures of the moon and found a fair.


246 posted on 04/28/2002 8:26:57 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
I left the kids at home....

Went to the Fair and left the children at home. That deserves some kind of honorary "Evil Stepmother Award"

Congratulations

So9

247 posted on 04/28/2002 8:30:30 AM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
*LOL* I told them I was going to take pictures of the moon and asked who wanted to carry the tripod - they said they all had to watch TV instead. Okay. They had a fair chance. hee hee
248 posted on 04/28/2002 8:33:05 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Fox News has a new 'Minority Hire' reporter describing Rummy's trip and he can't pronounce the names of any of the countries he has visited. Can't they hire someone who is fuctionally literate?

So9

249 posted on 04/28/2002 8:38:39 AM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
"Can't they hire someone who is fuctionally literate?"

From the public schools....not likely.

250 posted on 04/28/2002 8:51:49 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
I was just looking at a site that makes and sells candles. They have a scent called "Sex on the beach". I am afraid to even guess what that smells like. Well, maybe I will make some guesses late this evening.

So9

251 posted on 04/28/2002 8:55:43 AM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
I didn't have the TV on yet -- I did just tune in the weather channel. Bad weather elsewhere. Here it is 82 degrees already - heat index of 87.
252 posted on 04/28/2002 9:00:09 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
I've lived this long without a "sex on the beach" candle. I'll probably survive another several deprived decades.
253 posted on 04/28/2002 9:02:26 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
"maybe I will make some guesses late this evening."

Thanks for the warning Swerve.

254 posted on 04/28/2002 9:04:34 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Servant of the Nine
Can't they hire someone who is fuctionally literate?

Why does this strike me funny? Am I dysfuctional?

255 posted on 04/28/2002 9:04:39 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Am I dysfuctional?

OK, I can't type, but that doesn't mean I am dumb enough to try to answer that question. I think that if I knew the answer I would be honor bound not to tell.

So9

256 posted on 04/28/2002 9:10:32 AM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
We'll just leave it there. *L*

257 posted on 04/28/2002 9:40:01 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gratefulwharffratt
But he accused Republicans of wanting to "privatize Social Security, taking trillions of dollars from the fund to finance private accounts, and forcing deep cuts in guaranteed benefits."

OK .. ok call me stupid .. but what is so wrong in taking MY money .. the money that I paid for through the social security tax and placing it into MY own personal account

BTW ... is this site slow or is it me???

258 posted on 04/28/2002 10:39:22 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
BTW ... is this site slow or is it me???

It's you...

259 posted on 04/28/2002 10:41:55 AM PDT by null and void
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To: Mo1
It is very slow! The site went down a couple of times.
260 posted on 04/28/2002 10:44:48 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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