Freeoples Thread 303

[Mo1]

Freeoples ....

Thread 303

[Servant of the Nine]

I heard they were partying with Michael Jackson last night

Ewwww Someone pass the Lysol

So9

[ValerieUSA]

Is that congressman weenie in the middle? Who dresses him? Is it legal to buy and sell neckties that have been colored with dog pee - or is that a Buddy commemorative tie? Pick a Buddy, any dead dog named Buddy will do.

[Mo1]

Yep .. sounds like they are trying jump start Michael Jackson again

[ValerieUSA]

awwww.. Jessee Jackson says some minorities paid more for insurance than the policies were worth, so they are entitled now (generations later) to reparations from these companies. I know I've paid more for a used car and its financing than it was worth. Couldn't be my own fault for believing high pressure salemen. Nah.... I think I'll appoint myself to the position of President of the National Organization for Advancement of Widows' Victimhood. NOAWV .... hmmm... not very catchy.

[lodwick]

National Organization of Widows And Youth?
NOWAY

[ValerieUSA]

*L* well, that's a little catchier alright, but it just doesn't convey the "I'M ENTITLED, DAMMIT!" extortion message I'm looking for..

[Mo1]

NOWAY

Now that works .. I like it very catchy

[Mo1]

BBL .. have to head to the drugstore

[ValerieUSA]

I hope you find something that cures sinus headaches.

[lodwick]

Parents And Youth Needing Other's Worth
PAYNOW

[Mo1]

Thanks .. Sinus' are better today .. it finally rained .. this time I had to pick up stuff for Carly

Hey Lynn .. we are here .. does this help??

[lodwick]

Worth Wealth

[Canadian Outrage]

Yes, somehow, I lost y'all. At least I have marked my spot.I am just waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up for lunch. Yum, don't do that much on working days - go out with a friend that is!!

[Mo1]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

[Mo1]

Enjoy ... but see POST #394 .. lol

[lodwick]

You surely seem to be in a happy mood today. Are the WildWimmen away? ;-)

[Mo1]

Nope the are all home now .. but it's raining which means I won't be having the neighborhood kiddies running in and out of my house ..

hehe .. like I said .. it's the small things that make me happy

[Darlin']

""Tom, I'm honored you'd come," Mr. Bush told the Senate majority leader, who was among an audience of hundreds at a Dakota Ethanol warehouse. "We need to put aside all the posturing, all the noise, and for the good of American agriculture, get a trade bill to my desk and a farm bill to my desk."

How exquisite was that ! ? The President goes to the tiny twit's home state and apparently doesn't invite him to "ride" out there on AF-1. Moreover, Daschle wasn't invited to the speech so he crashed it and for his efforts the President delivered a perfectly "cordial" shot across the bow in Daschle's back yard. Daschle had to sit there listening sheepishly from his seat in the audience since only "invited" dignitaries got to sit on the stage with the President. FOFLOL I'll bet Karl Rove is still laughing. Then to make matters worse, the President attended a fundraiser for John Thune that raised more money than ANY in the state's history. FOFLOL

[Cuttnhorse]

Hi Mo
I like the alcohol warning...it is now bouncing from Toronto to Tanzania.

[Servant of the Nine]

Canadian Sniper Hero Faces Court Martial

This hero has been shipped home to be Court Martialed for Yelling at a Chaplain during a post mission debriefing.

We should offer him Asylum, Citizenship and Promotion. He is everything a soldier and a man should be.

Canada can kiss my Loyal American Ass.

So9