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Redneck neighbor
Redneck neighbor ^

Posted on 04/19/2002 7:32:02 PM PDT by damnlimey

I've seen this posted pretty much everywhere except FR so for your entertainment,meet the"Redneck neighbor".

For the full horrifying story and more of his handy work Click here


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1 posted on 04/19/2002 7:32:02 PM PDT by damnlimey
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To: damnlimey
I read about the "Redneck neighbor" last week on a Mustang message board. I was laughing so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. Everyone should take a look, the pictures are a hoot!
2 posted on 04/19/2002 7:55:06 PM PDT by plinker's2sense
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To: damnlimey
What a hoot! But I could top this guy with my neighbor ... think circus people and klieg lights at night.
3 posted on 04/19/2002 8:14:55 PM PDT by fnord
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To: damnlimey
I used to have a neighbor like that. As a matter of fact my old neighbors might be this family all grown up. My guys did more things with water than with fire, though.
4 posted on 04/19/2002 8:28:13 PM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: damnlimey
I loved this because I've experienced something like it!! Years ago, an "English" woman knocked on our door to inquire about the empty, 5 bedroom, white brick home next door to us. She seemed nice and we gave her the 'names' to call.

She moved in with 5 dogs. Within 2 years she had 25 dogs, 17 cats, and a pot-belly pig! She built 3 - 10 foot chain link kennels, which towered over the 6 foot privacy fence she built after we kept calling the police because of barking and the smell.

I could write an article as long as Red-neck neighbor about all the things she did. Thankfully she's gone now. We later learned she was living here on an expired visa, and the police never did anything about it!!

LOL, I was just 'previewing' this and saw your 'name'!

5 posted on 04/19/2002 8:53:24 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: potlatch;all
I could identify with this too,
probably my worst neighbors(and at times my best)were the corpus christi "texicans"
I lived next to in Homestead fla.in the mid 80's.
A Friday night with out good natured gunfire was a rarity.
6 posted on 04/19/2002 9:21:24 PM PDT by damnlimey
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To: damnlimey
This is hilarious, although I wouldn't be as amused as the author/site creator is, with neighbors like this. For some reason,
I kept picturing "JD8" as a Roger Clinton look-alike... can't imagine why. ;-)
7 posted on 04/19/2002 9:41:12 PM PDT by nutmeg
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To: firebrand; StarFan; Dutchy; OneidaM; stanz; evilC; Black Agnes; RaceBannon
Check this out... Have any of you had neighbors that could top this?
8 posted on 04/19/2002 9:48:24 PM PDT by nutmeg
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To: damnlimey
Notice in the last couple of pictures he has the flags laying down on the ground. US Flags are not supposed to be touching the ground.

The worst I have ever experienced is the married couple (only a couple years) that moved in next door. They had a young baby and a german shephard. The marriage was already on the rocks and every so often I could hear the woman screaming at her husband "You are a loser!"

Topped with this, they kept the dog fenced in on the side of their house that my bedroom window overlooks, (even though they have a nice sized big backyard). Problem with that is they never bothered with the dog except to feed it. Poor thing just had no one to play with, no one to interact with. Just barked day and night at anything and everything that moved. A car would go by, it would bark. A strong wind knocks over a trash can across the street, it would bark. Why do people get dogs and then NEVER bother with it?

Thankfully, the couple moved (got a divorce I heard), and took their dog with them.

Then we got new neighbors, and they brought with them two dogs AND penned them up in the same side of the house that the previous neighbors did, right underneath my bedroom window! AND they didn't bother with these dogs either AND these two dogs went on to breed three more dogs! And now I got five dogs all penned up on the side of their house, barking like crazy at anything that moves or doesn't move.

Oh, and these neighbors won the lottery a few years ago to the tune of almost 5 million dollars. They've put in an inground swimming pool, bought themselves a boat, and expanded their house, making that area of the property, where the dogs are kept, quite smaller.

9 posted on 04/19/2002 10:05:04 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: damnlimey
I have a neighbor who makes this guy's neighbor seem civilized. When I get time I'm going to produce my own "Redneck Neighbor" page. Thanks for the inspiration.
10 posted on 04/20/2002 1:41:07 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: damnlimey
Love that mailbox. LOL!
11 posted on 04/20/2002 3:59:27 AM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore)
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To: damnlimey
Gunfire would be scary! It takes all kinds of people, doesn't it, kinda like watching 'Cops' on T.V, and all the wierdo's!!
12 posted on 04/20/2002 6:51:16 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: damnlimey;Gun142;Texaggie79;RedBloodedAmerican
This is unbelievable. That poor guy, I feel so sorry for him to put up with such a weirdo. I'm just floored of what that guy had to endure living next to JD8. Good thing that guy didn't live next to me, I might be in prison right now. At some parts of this story I just had to laugh so hard. The mailbox, flag pole and Hibachi had me over the edge. The way the guy described these situations are priceless.

Our neighbors just moved on Friday! YIPPEE. The guy would crank his tunes in his stupid truck while he washed it and rubbed it with a diaper for eight hours. I once asked him three times on a Sunday to turn his music down. I could hear it over the t.v. Our houses are fairly close together, but he just didn't have the brains enough to know I didn't and the neighborhood didn't feel like listening to "Smoke On The Water" on his truck radio. His kids would run wild screaming up and down the sidewalks. I would never have gotten away with that behavior when I was a kid. Not once did I ever see play ball with either of the two little boys. The kids (5 & 3) would be outside in summer until after dark. He would yell at them all the time. We've been here three and a half years and I guess the last year was probably the "best". You can just tell how people were raised as children by how they live they live their lives as adults.

BTW, I wonder if JD8 sold that house.

I came home for lunch last summer and neighbor dude was catching some rays in his front yard IN HIS SPEEDO! (the guy is no Mel Gibson, I'll put it that way.)

13 posted on 04/21/2002 2:44:07 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: MotleyGirl70
There isn't enough server space on FR to go into detail about my neighbors. Sheese. Let's see: one family has the notion that properties have no boundaries and they drive their cars and harley's across neighbors yards to their front door; the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, I guess...then let's see; how about the redneck who lowered a shotgun at the kids nextdoor when he felt they were riding their motorcycle too fast. This from a guy on prozac, etc., and has more tickets than David Letterman. And let's not forget his rebel flag 50' in the air in his front yard. The fun part about that is on one side he has a black County Sheriff and the other is a black gal that's a holy-roller. Hmmm...what else...Motley, do you have any neon/flourescent colored homes? Yellow? Purple?

This is a nice neighborhood, built originally for families when GE moved to town, so I guess it happens anywhere.

14 posted on 04/21/2002 3:38:20 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: damnlimey
Thanks for the belly laugh. I laughed so hard at the pictures of grass fire, my son came to see if I was alright.
15 posted on 04/21/2002 6:21:39 PM PDT by Diplomat
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To: damnlimey
Thanks for posting this limey ... funniest thing I've read in a long time ... the author left out one pic though from his neighbor's last hunting trip ...


16 posted on 04/21/2002 6:45:03 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: damnlimey
When I was a kid, we had neighbors who were half as bad - on each side of us.

One neighbor had 3 nonstop barking champion Great Danes. Small yard. Big dogs. The dogs were BORED! The neighbor's son threw loud parties, and his buddies egged our cars for fun. This neighbor put in a swimming pool and an 8-foot ugly privacy fence so us low-status types couldn't bother them by looking at it. And his nasty wife was always shrilly berating us kids for *gasp* playing in the street in the daytime in front of their yard. The peasants must remain in their homes!

The other neighbor's hobby was drag racing. He had his own funny car and yes he tested it regularly. In the driveway. 15 feet from my bedroom window. On school nights. He did his own oil changes, and of course dumped the oil behind the garage, where it seeped onto our property. This neighbor also had the charming habit of destroying all bird nests on his property. Not surprisingly, his son was a holy terror. Dennis the Menace and Calvin had nothing on this kid. If he could break it, he did. I've still got the scar where this little hooligan hit my leg with a pruning saw.

17 posted on 04/21/2002 6:48:44 PM PDT by petuniasevan
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