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Freeoples Thread 302

Posted on 04/19/2002 12:34:39 PM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 302



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: sweetliberty
I talked to icepuppy. He's sorry he didn't make it to the forum this weekend. He mowed the lawn and had an allergy attack that made him miserable. Tomorrow I'll take pictures of his crew plugging a well. If it isn't terribly interesting I'll drive around the countryside and take pictures of other things, too.
901 posted on 04/22/2002 6:45:11 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: sweetliberty
You just watch .. a lot of people think Bush is dumb and stupid .. thing is, he doesn't care because he knows that he isn't

In his own good time and in his own good way he'll shove that missle right where the sun down shine ..

902 posted on 04/22/2002 6:46:15 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: lodwick
I just don't know Stanley.

Stanley is a mostly unknown ambulance chaser who wants to be famous.

So9

903 posted on 04/22/2002 6:46:25 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: lodwick
Stanley Cohen is a Jewish lawyer that is defending terrorists and is pro-Palestinian.
904 posted on 04/22/2002 6:47:07 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: lodwick
He is a jewish lawyer that represents PLO terrorist
905 posted on 04/22/2002 6:47:33 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Lodwick
Ratt gave a link to a commentary about Stan in post #709
906 posted on 04/22/2002 6:47:49 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: lodwick
Well, guess I am heading home for the night. Night freepers. Have fun - Lynn
907 posted on 04/22/2002 6:49:08 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: Canadian Outrage
G'Night Lynn -- get some rest.
908 posted on 04/22/2002 6:50:03 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA;lodwick
Here's the link Loddy.

Whosoever Blesses Them: The intifada and its defenders.

909 posted on 04/22/2002 6:50:45 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Canadian Outrage
Nighty night.
910 posted on 04/22/2002 6:53:23 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Servant of the Nine;all
Thanks to everyone for the Stanley update - apologies to all for being so far behind the Stanley curve. Mea Culpa! Yikes.
911 posted on 04/22/2002 6:54:02 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: Canadian Outrage
Night Lynn
912 posted on 04/22/2002 6:54:14 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: sweetliberty
Cable news helps Stanley get all the attention he craves. H&C are desipcable for putting him on the air and making his dreams come true.
913 posted on 04/22/2002 7:05:25 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
They are all gulilty of giving face time to people that nobody needs to hear from. Maybe if they weren't making such an effort to represent ALL sides, some of this despicable BS would fade away. Shame on them all for giving traitors a platform.
914 posted on 04/22/2002 7:08:25 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Mo1
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time..

915 posted on 04/22/2002 7:15:25 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
FOFL ... that's funny
916 posted on 04/22/2002 7:20:09 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: ValerieUSA
Val-Good job and Good night! May you have the very best of rests, and the greatest tomorrow. JL
917 posted on 04/22/2002 7:22:03 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Nghty night Loddy -- Look! I made a new word: desipcable
918 posted on 04/22/2002 7:25:26 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
I think I am gonna sign off early tonight. I have to work early and my back hurts. I think I need to lay down. I will probably talk to y'all tomorrow night. Good night.
919 posted on 04/22/2002 7:58:10 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
Nighty Nite and Sweet Dreams

I've been popping in and out trying to make up for being such a slug today and getting nothing done

920 posted on 04/22/2002 8:14:58 PM PDT by Mo1
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