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Freeoples Thread 302

Posted on 04/19/2002 12:34:39 PM PDT by Mo1

Freeoples ....

Thread 302



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: ValerieUSA
"What reputation? A 12-year-old girl doesn't have a reputation."

Or in this case a life, either...

401 posted on 04/21/2002 12:32:25 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
Hi Nully -- who would have thunk such a sweet sensible girl like Tanya would ever do anything foolish or destructive?
402 posted on 04/21/2002 12:32:40 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
A few more seconds and I coulda gone for another funkle.

Ya can take the girl out of the trailer park, but ya can't take the trailer park out of the girl...

403 posted on 04/21/2002 12:35:01 PM PDT by null and void
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To: ValerieUSA
Or...

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think...

404 posted on 04/21/2002 12:36:20 PM PDT by null and void
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To: celtic gal
Happy HAPPY Birthday, Ozzie

405 posted on 04/21/2002 12:37:30 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
I think it was the loose hubcaps that caused the accident. She didn't put them back on right after smacking her boyfriend in the face with them...
406 posted on 04/21/2002 12:37:45 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
Funkle-busting duty called and I answered!
407 posted on 04/21/2002 12:38:13 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Or,

She's so used to rolling over she forgot she was in her truck?...

408 posted on 04/21/2002 12:38:32 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
Dumb ex-boyfriend - I'm not related to him, but my kids are.
409 posted on 04/21/2002 12:39:29 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Don't you ever sleep, or make your own waffles, or anything else that requires you to be away from the keyboard?

The alibi: "I was taking a shower, and I have three witnesses..."

410 posted on 04/21/2002 12:40:40 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
I made waffles and bacon for everyone except Gavin, and did the dishes and two loads of laundry and mopped the kitchen. I'm efficient.
411 posted on 04/21/2002 12:45:40 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Dumb ex-boyfriend - I'm not related to him, but my kids

Since things on the Internet are searchable and are forever you have probably just ruined their lives.

Years from now potential in-laws will be doing Google Searches and chasing them away.

So9

412 posted on 04/21/2002 12:53:49 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
I guess none of us has a political future...
413 posted on 04/21/2002 12:57:04 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
I guess none of us has a political future...

Nope. Never mind taking things out of context, we have all said things IN context that would destroy us. It is a miracle any of us can get a job.

So9

414 posted on 04/21/2002 1:00:39 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
That kind of potential in-law would make their lives hell anyway.
415 posted on 04/21/2002 1:11:17 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Lodwick
Welcome home Loddy -- we're over here (sporadically)
416 posted on 04/21/2002 1:36:45 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
"It is a miracle any of us can get a job."

Ssshh...we musn't draw more attention to ourselves!

417 posted on 04/21/2002 1:45:54 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
wow -- your sshhhhhh worked.
418 posted on 04/21/2002 4:24:16 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: sweetliberty
oh Geez .. I fell asleep and it's late ... gotta quick get dinner on the table

I'm grilling tonight .. WISH ME LUCK!!!

BBL

419 posted on 04/21/2002 4:24:48 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: ValerieUSA
"wow -- your sshhhhhh worked."

I guess! A little too well!

420 posted on 04/21/2002 4:37:50 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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