Hey Teach, did you hear about
them kids in Lewisville Texas who apparently whacked their little bro? Hard core, huh.
Oh and uhhhhhhhh... Max doughtily devoured the Doughboy. How's that.
"Doughty..." Bwahaha... I'm sorry, it kinda sounds kinky...
A man with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down. He immediately notices that the man next to him also has a black eye and says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours? "The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident". I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful large breasts was there. So,instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, I accidentally said, I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh and she smacked the hell out of me" The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue Twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife "Please pour me a cup of coffee honey."But I accidentally said, "You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."
The second incident sounds familiar.