I had dinner with a man at a fabulous restaurant. Of course he never asked me anything about me, it was all about him, him, him. What really was funny is when he kept telling me how attractive he was. ( hmmmm, if I am sitting in front of you, do I have to be told?).
After dinner he dropped me off at my car and told me he was going to have a drink at a specific bar and left. I was still wide awake and decided since I was on the west side of town I would call my friend and have a drink in his ( my friend's, not my date's) town.
My friend and I walk into a couple bars, but they are all too crowded and noisy. We then walk into a fairly upscale bar and who is there trying to pick up 20 something girls, my dinner date!!!!
You should have seen his face. It was priceless. I went over to him and said hello, very nicely, and left with my friend.