Dead Dog Cafe fully automated AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME GENERATOR

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[RippleFire]

Welcome to the Dead Dog Cafe fully automated AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME GENERATOR
Just enter the information below and hit the button. After the wheels stop spinning you will be presented with a certificate that confirms your new Authentic Indian Name.
(Suitable for Framing... hit the print button on your browser)

While your here, why not spin up some new names for your friends too... they'll be so pleased... maybe.

LINK

[r9etb]

Charles Spandex Rooster here.

My friends are:

Noah Formidable Chinchilla
Denthwerp Decorative Fruitbat
Jason Gilded Earwax

I'd hate to know the name of our tribe....

[fnord]

Roman Multisectional Morningstar ... pretentious? Moi??

[fnord]

Zuwarah to my brothers

[Argh]

Oh, man, he's gonna love that!

[RightWhale]

Arthur Bountiful Pickup

Oh, really?

[Uni-Poster]

"Lesley Slippery Pickle"

Wow, wait till I invite my wife to sample some Slippery Pickle!

[petuniasevan]

You've GOT to be joking.

The Dead Dog Cafe Comedy Hour

		Be it hereby declared and proclaimed that on Thursday, March 28, 2002 The wheels were 'spun' for PETUNIASEVAN and she will henceforth be known by her new AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME: Corinne Oscillating Hamstring

~ Stay Calm... Be Brave... Wait for the Signs ~

[RangeRatt]

I am now "Hank Premature Toad"...can I demand a re-count?

[Focault's Pendulum]

Edson Steaming Mayfly....I better try this with my real name....What am I saying...I just had my name legally changed to FP??!!?

[Focault's Pendulum]

I shouldn't have done that....according to my birth name I am.... Romeo Haunted Earwig

[RangeRatt]

I also tried the other generators, with mixed results:

Pirate Name: Red James Flint (kinda tough...)

Oz Prison Bitch Name: Horse Hung Harry (can one survive in prison with a name like that?)

Tough Name:Rip Riprock (cousin, I guess, to Dash Riprock of "The Beverly Hillbillies...)

Any links to the Sopranos name generator?

[damnlimey]

Sopranos name generator

I'm hobo clown

[RangeRatt]

I wound up as "Fancy Pants"...hmmm.

[Uni-Poster]

I hit your "tough name" generator and got

Meat Pylon

Am I allowed to change my screen name?

[uglybiker]

I'm now The Funny Mustache.

[Bella_Bru]

"Rose Virtual Screwdriver" checking in.

[Bella_Bru]

You can also find your Wu tang name HERE

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[irishtenor]

Grant Clumsy Python, present and accounted for.

[irishtenor]

Ping. I am now known as Grant Clumsy Python. Hahahahaha

[SWake]

Yata'eh, bene. Me now Luke Claustrophobic Crow.