Freeoples Thread 294

[Mo1]

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Thread 294

[ValerieUSA]

So you really ARE a therapist

What gave me away? Was it my notebook? My wire-framed glasses? My Austrian accent? The seam up the back of my stockings?

[ValerieUSA]

Who is the crazy one here??

Ahhhhh ... zee million dollar kvestchiun

[Mo1]

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.

So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.
One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"

"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.
Then he said, "Now go out and play."

When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on you.
We're not Bablist because they dunk all of you in it.

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

"Yes. What do you think that means?"

"That means we're Pisscopalians."

[ValerieUSA]

*LOL* sheeeesh

[gratefulwharffratt]

What gave me away? Was it my notebook? My wire-framed glasses? My Austrian accent? The seam up the back of my stockings?

Your animal skin thong fetish.

[gratefulwharffratt]

"Yes. What do you think that means?"

I think Miss Darlin' is of that persuasion.

[ValerieUSA]

You aren't going to snap your thong at the President, are you? I would have to snap you with a towel if you do that.

[Mo1]

I think Miss Darlin' is of that persuasion.

Sorry Darlin' .. nothing personal .. I am an equal opporunity joke posters ..

Besides Ratty .. I did one the other day about catholics

[ValerieUSA]

Here's a breakfast post for when we wake up

[ValerieUSA]

hee hee.. Looks like I outlasted the ratt again. He just doesn't have any stamina. Nighty Night You Beautiful Dreamers

[gratefulwharffratt]

Besides Ratty... I did one the other day about catholics

Not a good idea. I think the Swervie would be very offended by homosexual humor. He is one of those 'fussy bachelors' you know.

:-)

[Mo1]

Thanks Val .. Well I'm off .. I'm tired of looking for science projects ..

Nighty Nite and Sweet Dreams

[sweetliberty]

I see you were in rare form again last night, especially in your taunting ot the ratt.

How to tell the difference between a morning person and a night person: A MORNING PERSON WAKES UP AND SAYS "GOOD MORNING, LORD. A NIGHT PERSON WAKES UP AND SAYS, "GOOD LORD, MORNING."

I am the latter!

[sweetliberty]

Well, I'm off to work to support my FReeping habit. I hope y'all have a great day. Psssst....somebody keep Val and Ratty in line!

**HUGS**

[ValerieUSA]

Have a great day, sl.Good Wednesday Morning FReeople

[null and void]

What kind of a sicko has "Underpants" for a screen name along with a pair of dancing jocky shorts?

A Clinton supporter. Oh wait! That would be a jock strap...

[null and void]

Those people are weird! Ratty, you have an impersonator at the DU.

Are you sure it's not just him? Hmmmm???

[ValerieUSA]

Hiya Nully, you must be feeling better today.

[null and void]

They don't make you live in the attic and just tell you it's a dome to make you happy, do they?

That had to hurt...

[null and void]

Not a good idea. I think the Swervie would be very offended by homosexual humor. He is one of those 'inferior decorators' 'fussy bachelors' you know.