Freeoples Thread 293

[Mo1]

Freeoples ....

Thread 293

[gratefulwharffratt]

I have never found sweating to be a necessary or useful part of sex.

The only thing you have ever found necessary in order to get sex, was to have a working shoulder.

Since you've ruined them BOTH by constantly abusing your privilege, you probably WON'T ever have a reason to sweat again. At least you are honest about it.

Oh and for the record, I am in fair shape, and I am still waaaaay more than active enough to break a sweat when snuggling with women. And 'NO' Catpuppy, it isn't because they are struggling to get away either.

[Servant of the Nine]

Between FReep mail and my isp mail....why would I want yet another one.....I'd think you'd be spending all your time trying to find mail....

Sometimes it's nice to have a throwaway account to give out to people or companies you aren't sure about. If someone is giving you trouble you just stop picking up your mail.

So9

[lodwick]

You meant to say I just SAW half of it. goof

[Rowdee]

LOL....you so cute when you struttin' your stuff!!!

[sweetliberty]

ROTFLMBO!!! THAT was a good answer. I don't think he can top that one!

[Rowdee]

Oh, O.K......thank you. Hmmmmmmmm....

[Rowdee]

Whazzat about brilliant minds? LMBO!!!!! That feisty young stag out to outdo the older wily ones!

[Servant of the Nine]

Poor Ratty is unlikely to ever get enough experience to wear anything out

So9

[Mo1]

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe
in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"??
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.??
"Switch on the windshield washer.
I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.?
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"

[sweetliberty]

"you so cute when you struttin' your stuff!!!"

Don't encourage him! He will become even more impossible!

[Rowdee]

Gawd, Servant, why would he want to wear anything out?

[Rowdee]

Come what may, thru earl aches, pink eyes, yucky tummies....Mo never fails ..... to try to keep the spirits up!!! :)

[Rowdee]

Sorry, ma'am.....I keep forgetting....it's just so dang cute to see a guy actin' like that.....

[operation clinton cleanup]

"Show him your cross," LOL!

So what is the topic tonight? Sex, drugs, Rock and the or Roll?

[Mo1]

Well the kiddies are all drugged up and in bed THANK GOODNESS ..

I swear .. my middle one Dana deserves Best Dramatic Actress of the Year Award ...

[lodwick]

Now that is superior type humor - thanks! NGTFO my puter. This is way funny. (You may have started something here.) ;-)

[Mo1]

Started something .. oh no Loddy .. should I be afraid .. fofl

[lodwick]

Please. Now Get The Flock Off My ___ whatever. NGTFOM_____ Thank you.

[operation clinton cleanup]

Dana deserves Best Dramatic Actress of the Year Award

I've heard the buzz about Dana, but does she have the connections to get the votes?

[sweetliberty]

"....it's just so dang cute to see a guy actin' like that....."

A Ratt behaving like a banty rooster...hehehe; yeah; I guess so.