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Freeoples Thread 293

Posted on 03/21/2002 8:03:29 AM PST by Mo1

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Thread 293



TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: no one in particular
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

161 posted on 03/21/2002 3:17:32 PM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
Oh goodness, and you just started on the new job too. I'm sorry. Are you looking after Daniel this week ?
162 posted on 03/21/2002 3:22:25 PM PST by Darlin'
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To: Rowdee
They are so lovely and once well established they're very hardy also. Yes, they come in a large variety of colors.
163 posted on 03/21/2002 3:27:15 PM PST by Darlin'
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To: Darlin'
I have them this weekend.
164 posted on 03/21/2002 3:28:27 PM PST by null and void
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To: yall
nap time for me, later...
165 posted on 03/21/2002 3:29:20 PM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
LOL. Sadly. that letter doesn't seem all that far-fetched for him. I wouldn't be surprised to learn he actually wrote it.
166 posted on 03/21/2002 3:29:56 PM PST by Darlin'
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To: null and void
I have them this weekend.


Is there any hope that Mad Margaret will catch what Daniel is coming down with??

167 posted on 03/21/2002 3:30:56 PM PST by gratefulwharffratt
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To: null and void
See ya later. Enjoy your nap. :)
168 posted on 03/21/2002 3:31:25 PM PST by Darlin'
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To: Yall
BushBot Supreme HQ

So9

169 posted on 03/21/2002 3:44:00 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: Letitring
ringy, what kind of digital camera did you get? how hard is it to hook it to the computer? are there messes of wires and cords? I don't have one yet but would love one...maybe for Christmas LOL. I read about those things and just get confused..bits pixels flash blubs wait no they don't use flash bulbs....do they?
170 posted on 03/21/2002 3:53:32 PM PST by celtic gal
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To: Darlin'
I have been playing with the on screen tv adapter I got, and this one will not only be any size I want on the screen, but it will run as my wallpaper, behind all my aplications. How can you resist?

Having a DVD of 'Gone With The Wind' or 'The African Queen' running in the corner of your Fox News Live Wallpaper while you work will improve your whole outlook on life.

And while you are at it, you can get a version of Windoze designed from the start for electronic use, not kerosene conversions. Then Ratty's explanations will make sense

171 posted on 03/21/2002 4:02:50 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
WOW. How cool. That really sounds great. Will you email or fm me the details ?
172 posted on 03/21/2002 4:33:01 PM PST by Darlin'
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To: Darlin'
E-Mail is on the way

So9

173 posted on 03/21/2002 4:36:03 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
I took some pictures this evening -- Hog Creek sunset

174 posted on 03/21/2002 4:43:52 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: celtic gal
Water over the Road

175 posted on 03/21/2002 4:50:15 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Val - they are both GORGEOUS, but #1 (I cannot bring myself to print Hog Creek with this pic) is simply stunning. Major props to you!
176 posted on 03/21/2002 4:54:30 PM PST by lodwick
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To: ValerieUSA
You do good work

So9

177 posted on 03/21/2002 4:58:20 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: lodwick
Thanks loddy. This is the only kind of wildflower I found today around here. I'm thinking of attending the FReeper meeting in New Braunfels on Sunday and taking a lot of pictures of the countryside along the way.

178 posted on 03/21/2002 5:00:41 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Val, gorgeous picture! Looks like a painting!
179 posted on 03/21/2002 5:10:00 PM PST by celtic gal
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To: gratefulwharffratt
Hog Creek

180 posted on 03/21/2002 5:13:39 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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