FR Daily Humor/Bizar News Thread 03/19/02

[Hank Hill]

This thread is to serve as a repository for those wacky, bizzare and funny articles that challenge the sensibilties of some FR posters.

[Hank Hill]

Actually you should only use clean burning propane if you live in Arland or in another Strickland Propane town, if not, then I don't care.

[weikel]

LOL c'mon lets say hypothetically I move to Arland try to sell me propane damnit.

[Hank Hill]

I don't operate on hypotheticals son.......

[weikel]

Yeah I suppose Hank doesn't either...

[MotleyGirl70]

Suspended again

How long is he incarcerated for?

I hope he doesn't sign anything without his attorney present.

FR just isn't the same without TEX :(

[weikel]

He seems like a cool guy the one thing I don't get is what virtue he sees in the taxpayer money guzzling WOD( is that what the flame war that got him suspended over).

[w_over_w]

"he was suspended for getting baited into a flame war with tpaine(intheass"

. . . curiosity killed the cat. What happened? What was the thread? Hank! Baby! Give!

[Hank Hill]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/648911/posts

It starts around post #20 but the mods pulled tpaine's worst posts. So it isn't as good as it could be

[Hank Hill]

He doesn't support the WOD, his beef with tpaine is that States have the constitutional power to prohibit drugs. Which, anyone with Constitutional understanding knows.

[weikel]

I agree that it is constitutional for states to prohibit drugs since the 14th only binds the States to rights specifically enumerated in the Constitution still I maintain thats its unwise for States to do so.

[Hank Hill]

Wisdom comes with age. Well, there are a few exceptions ...(tpaine)

[Rightly Biased]

What happended to TA79 not Banished I hope?
and to let ya know Hank Hill is My Hero... isn't "Rusty Shackelford" Dale's alias?

[Hank Hill]

In real life, it's Micheal Rivero.........

[snowfox]

Man, those WOD threads, as well as most crevo threads, and usually anything by Willie Green, I avoid like sin. They are usually about as fun as a visit to the dentist, and rationality (along with decent behavior) goes out the window on those threads. TEX is a fun guy, but he and I have alot of different views, and he usually gets into shouting wars on those threads. As long as it is a fun thread I have no problems, but I don't go into political threads that he posts, or even gets into discussions on.

[Rightly Biased]

I see and "never feed the monster".
I also got my question answered about Tex read first ask questions later

[Hank Hill]

He has admitted many times that he loves to argue. These types of threads are serious FReeping for him, when he want's to have fun, he goes to those types of threads.

[weikel]

I agree with Tex on almost everything... Willie Green almost seems like a paid lobbyist for some industry that needs the government to protect it from competition.

[weikel]

Im not entering into crevo threads without some serious backing from some of my biochem major friends. Basically im told evolution works but its a helluva lot more complicated then what Darwin said.

[nothingnew]

Sorry...I'm missing any humor here...my own fault I suppose.

Maybe we need a separate TA/CJ/TP area...

FReegards,

FMCDH!

[Hank Hill]

Releasing fart gas in a super market isn't funny?