Well, I want Gollum you by spitting on your neck or biting your shoulder. I'll just bide my time and lure you to my trap.
Be nice to Hair! She has to take care of the ponies, if you feed her to Shelob they'll starve!
I'm happy - finally finished my paper, which is twenty pages long, and my taxes, which weren't bad either. Now I have a whole two hours free until dinner and class - whatever shall I do with it?