Be nice to Hair! She has to take care of the ponies, if you feed her to Shelob they'll starve!
I'm happy - finally finished my paper, which is twenty pages long, and my taxes, which weren't bad either. Now I have a whole two hours free until dinner and class - whatever shall I do with it?
Ah.. but the Shelob manuever is already known. I have something else planned. Far more sinister than Shelob. Pure misunderstood spider thing! I wonder what her childhood was like?
Carton is right... I would never be dumb enough to follow carton into a cave.