Sounds like you haven't done enough work that you aren't trained for around the house -- plumbing repair, electrical wiring, re-roofing, siding -- that sort of thing.
Any man will tell you, each of these jobs (especially ones assigned by his wife) comes ready-made with a set number of cuss words that must be spoken before the repair can be completed.
For example, replacing a bad shut-off valve on the water intake under your kitchen sink requires 11 cuss words before it can be completed successfully.
Of course. And if one smashes a finger... all language rules for polite society are off!
I am not a "handy man" by anyone's imagination. But for my son's sixth birthday, I decided to build him a fort in the backyard. I bought the kit from Lowes and got to work while he and the missus were visting family for Spring Break. About 3 days in, I was talking to the wife on the phone:
Mrs. Stormhands: How's it going?
Corin: Well, it's taking longer 'cause I've had to spend so much time at the library...
Mrs. Stormhands: What are you doing at the library?
Corin: Looking up new swear words. I already used all the ones I know...
ROTFL! Oh heavens, are you SO right!!