[HairOfTheDog]

It isn't pretty when they are naked... The women don't shave.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Don't shave...and more likely than not are into very, very, very (did I say very?) alternative modes of "romance".

[Corin Stormhands]

It isn't pretty when they are naked...

I was reading in too much of a hurry. You said "at least they weren't naked" but I read "at least you weren't naked" thinking you meant Scott and Mrs. SFTLC...