I was reading in too much of a hurry. You said "at least they weren't naked" but I read "at least you weren't naked" thinking you meant Scott and Mrs. SFTLC...
We both shave. No, mark that, I shave. Well she shaves too, but different places.
Oh, nevermind.
Just for the record, when she yelled "Jim McDermott is an Asshole!" we were not, I repeat, NOT engaging in performance art.