1. Making Your Gondorian Put His Skivvies Back On
2. Avoiding G’nad
3. Outsnooting Your Snoot
4. Dwarven Leg Armor: Snowpants or Fashion Statement?
5. What on Middle-Earth is a Lembas?
6. Discerning the Gender of an Elf
7. Whistles 101
8. Tolkien: Master-Storyteller or Menace to Society?
9. What’s with All the Food?
10. Polka 101
Other entries are being accepted….
. It was said by Gimli that there are few dwarf-women, probably no more than a third of the whole people. They seldom walk abroad except at great need, They are in voice and appearance, and in garb if they must go on a journey, so like to the dwarf-men that the eyes and ears of other peoples cannot tell them apart. This has given rise to the foolish opinion among Men that there are no dwarf-women, and that the Dwarves 'grow out of stone'.
ksen, you nailed it with these, what a hoot!
A couple of others:
Cross-dressing Basics for Elves
How to Annihilate Trolls (special class taught by G'nad)
Whistles 201, 301, & 401
Bathroom Remodeling in Middle Earth
Exactly What Answers are Blowing in the Elvish Wind?
Jello Shots: To Everclear or not to Everclear?
First Aid for Horses (Cats, Dogs, Fish....)
Hey I just thought of something fun. Why not those who want to do it bake and bring to the Entmoot, some of what WE think lembas might be. It could be a lembas baking contest!!! We have over a year to perfect our recipes!