[JenB]

Right. So.... who else wants a piece of this action? "Elf McNuggets" on special now! Just remember, Jen's Big-Game and Elf-Hunting takes no responsibility for any damage that said Elves may cause on you or the surrounding countryside.

Safety tip: avoid any Elf who has survived: the Fall of Gondolin, the Seige of Thangorodrim, the Last Alliance, or the Crossing of the Hellcaraxe. These are very dangerous and good at surviving. You will probably end up as dragonfodder if you go up against them. After all, they're the sort who put the 'War' in warrior.

I need a new publicist. This advertising stuff is harder than it looks.

[Overtaxed]

Jen's Big-Game and Elf-Hunting takes no responsibility for any damage that said Elves may cause on you or the surrounding countryside.

I'll have to see if my homeowner's policy will cover the damage. :) Just market Survivor Elves as an advanced level option.