[Overtaxed]

Jen's Big-Game and Elf-Hunting takes no responsibility for any damage that said Elves may cause on you or the surrounding countryside.

I'll have to see if my homeowner's policy will cover the damage. :) Just market Survivor Elves as an advanced level option.

[ecurbh]

I came across this list of possible sequels on Theonering.net message board, and found it rather humorous.

Middle Earth Is Not Enough
Citizen Samwise
Saving Private Frodo
A Farewell To Staffs: The Story of Saruman
Dances with Orcs
Mission to Orodruin
Gandalf's List
Isengard Confidential
Battlefield Mordor
Gondorian Beauty
Orcheart
The Grapes of Rohan
The Return of the Istari