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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: carton253
Smeagol wants it...

Be a good little Gollum now.

-Kevin

4,961 posted on 05/10/2002 10:47:03 AM PDT by ksen
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To: carton253
Is that a heap of sushi behind you? LOOK QUICK!

-Kevin

4,962 posted on 05/10/2002 10:48:52 AM PDT by ksen
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To: carton253
HAH! One step closer.....

-Kevin

4,963 posted on 05/10/2002 10:49:11 AM PDT by ksen
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To: carton253
Doesn't anyone want to play with poor Smeagol?

I think I overheard those nassty Hobbitsses say they would like to see Smeagol play with Gollum...........in the middle of traffic. *tsk tsk tsk*

-Kevin

4,964 posted on 05/10/2002 10:51:05 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Great... some one has come to play with poor, friendless Smeagol... race you to 5000 (let's try to act like we are having a conversation)
4,965 posted on 05/10/2002 10:52:20 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253;JenB;Overtaxed;Corin Stormhands
Hello?

Hello? Is this thing on? *tap* *tap* *tap*

Testing 1-2-3. Anybody here?

*chirp* *chirp* Those are cricket chirps, not bird chirps

All right, I'll check back in a bit.

-Kevin

4,966 posted on 05/10/2002 10:53:52 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
A poem... by the Shakespeare of Middle Earth... Smeagol!


Alive without breath;
As cold as death
Never thirsting, ever drinking
Clad in mail, never clinking
Drowns on dry land
Thinks an island is a mountain
Thinks a fountain is a puff of air
So sleek, so fair!
What a joy to meet!
We only wish to catch a fish
So juicy sweet.

I'm very, very good!

4,967 posted on 05/10/2002 10:53:55 AM PDT by carton253
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To: ksen
No... don't go and leave poor Smeagol on his ownses. He may have to amuse himself and post all the way to 5,000.
4,968 posted on 05/10/2002 10:54:38 AM PDT by carton253
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To: ksen
FISHSES!!! JUST THE WAY I LIKE THEM.... UNCOOKED.... KEVIN IS THE BESTSES. HE GIVES SMEAGOL FISHSES.....
4,969 posted on 05/10/2002 10:55:37 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
... race you to 5000 (let's try to act like we are having a conversation)

Ok, but remember not to go too fast, or people may start to stare. ;^)

-Kevin

4,970 posted on 05/10/2002 10:55:42 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
We wouldn't want that now... would we?
4,971 posted on 05/10/2002 10:57:27 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
FISHSES!!! JUST THE WAY I LIKE THEM.... UNCOOKED.... KEVIN IS THE BESTSES. HE GIVES SMEAGOL FISHSES.....

Ugh, here I think you need a napkin. No, no, just take the whole stack, trust me.

-Kevin

4,972 posted on 05/10/2002 10:58:12 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
You know... if we did reach 5,000 soon... we will probably have to go sit in Took Corner. But I think it would be worth it... how about you?
4,973 posted on 05/10/2002 10:58:23 AM PDT by carton253
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To: ksen
One of my favorite parts in TTT is where Smeagol has come to the forbidden pool and has caught a couple of fish. When he is captured, he never lets go of them. Then, he just gives then back to Faramir... "don't want fish!"
4,974 posted on 05/10/2002 10:59:57 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
We wouldn't want that now... would we?

No, because then they may come over to see what is happening and then the Preciouss could fall into the hands of a dwarf, or *shudder* into the hands of those tricksy hobbitsses.

-Kevin

4,975 posted on 05/10/2002 11:00:21 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
I noticed earlier that you posted the parody from Beauty and the Beast. Did you happen to see the musical either on Broadway or the truck and bus tour? That number is wonderful.
4,976 posted on 05/10/2002 11:02:20 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
You know... if we did reach 5,000 soon... we will probably have to go sit in Took Corner. But I think it would be worth it... how about you?

It would be worth it, anyway, OT could probably use the company. ;^)

Besides, it would teach them to not leave the Precious unguarded.

-Kevin

4,977 posted on 05/10/2002 11:02:45 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
I wonder if dwarves are tasty? Or do they taste like chicken?
4,978 posted on 05/10/2002 11:02:56 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
One of my favorite parts in TTT is where Smeagol has come to the forbidden pool and has caught a couple of fish. When he is captured, he never lets go of them. Then, he just gives then back to Faramir... "don't want fish!"

My daughter loved that part when we got there. It had her in stitches. ;^)

-Kevin

4,979 posted on 05/10/2002 11:04:25 AM PDT by ksen
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To: carton253
Orcs are tough and stringy. Like shoe leather or cube steaks.
4,980 posted on 05/10/2002 11:04:51 AM PDT by carton253
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